any foreign-looking chaps here?
Of course not. Dont be silly, Frederick, said his mother. I wondered if a friend of yours had come to call.
Theres nobody here but me, said Fatty truthfully. No other boy, I mean. Mr. Goon, do you think you need glasses? There was that letter you thought was different - and now you keep seeing foreign-looking boys.
Mr. Goon got up. He felt he would explode if he stayed there one minute longer talking to Fatty. He went, vowing to himself that the very next time he saw that there Frenchy-looking fellow hed drag him off to the police station, that he would!
An Escape - and a Surprise
The next time the Five Find-Outers met they roared with laughter at Fattys story. He acted it well, and the children could imagine exactly how poor Mr. Goon had looked.
And now he really does think were on to some mystery he doesnt know about, said Fatty. Poor old Clear-Orf - weve got him really puzzled, havent we! Mother tells me he has been making inquiries all over the place to find out where the Frenchy fellow is staying, but nobody can tell him anything, of course.
I do, do wish there was a mystery to solve now, sighed Bets, tickling Buster. Weve got all sorts of good detective tricks - invisible writing - how to get out of a locked room - disguises - but theres nothing to solve.
Well just have to go on playing a few tricks on Clear-Orf, said Fatty. Thatll keep our wits sharp, anyway. Pip, would you like to wear a disguise today, and go and do a bit of parading where Clear-Orf is?
Yes, said Pip, who had now tried on all the eyebrows, teeth, and wigs and painted his face a curious collection of colours. Id love to. Let me wear the other wig - the straight-haired one, Fatty - and the teeth - and those big black eyebrows. Theyre lovely. And I might give myself a red face like Clear-Orfs too.
This sounded exciting. Every one helped Pip to put on his disguise.
I dont see why you havent bought any moustaches too, said Pip, thinking that he would look grand in a black moustache.
Well, we havent got voices to match moustaches, said Fatty. You want a mans voice for that. I did think of bringing back a moustache or two, but it wouldnt be a proper disguise for us. We can only disguise ourselves as some kind of children. There - you look positively frightful!
Pip did. He had a fiery red face, black, fierce eyebrows, the awful jutting-out teeth, and the straight-haired wig. He borrowed a red scarf from Daisy, put on his mackintosh inside out, and then felt himself sufficiently disguised.
Goon always goes down the village and round the corner at half-past eleven, said Larry. There wont be any one much about today, its such an awful day, and theres a fog coming on. Wait round the corner for him, and then ask him the time or something.
Please, sir, whats the time? said Pip, in an astonishingly deep, hoarse voice. Every one laughed.
Thats fine, said Larry. Well, off you go, and come back quickly and tell us what happened.
Pip set off. Down in the village it was foggy. He could hardly see more than a yard in front of him. He waited about at the corner, listening for Clear-Orfs heavy feet. Some one came unexpectedly round the corner, walking quietly and lightly.
Pip jumped - but the other person jumped much more! The sight of Pips fiery face, fierce eyebrows, and awful teeth made old Miss Frost scream.
Oh! Help! Who is it? she squealed, and turning back, she raced down the village street. She bumped into old Clear-Orf.
Theres a horrible person round the corner, she panted. Awful red face and great eyebrows - and the wickedest teeth I ever saw - sort of hanging out of his mouth!
The mention of sticking-out teeth reminded Mr. Goon of the French boy, and he wondered if it was he who was hanging about round corners. So, trying to walk as lightly as he could, he