Naughty Nurse
“ So, are you going to screw that murse tonight?”
Third year medical student Jessica Stone looked up from her patient’s chart and shot a quizzical glance at her best friend and fellow student Nikki Chase. Jessica was preparing for her first overnight shift in the intensive care unit, and for once in her life was not thinking about sex.
“That depends,” said Jessica, chewing on the end of her pen. “What’s a murse?”
“ A male nurse, get it? Male nurse. Murse,” Nikki said, speaking slowly as if she was explaining something simple to a child.
Jessica rolled her eyes, scanning the room. Nikki nodded her head towards the nurses station where a small crowd had gathered for the evening shift change.
Most of the women packing up to leave were older and many had grown fat despite the physical demands of the job. Jessica had already learned to avoid the endless supply of bagels, pastries, and cookies that seemed to be ever present anywhere women worked together in large numbers.
The younger nurses were still thin, and many even wore makeup, doing their best to look attractive. Probably still hoping to get their hooks in a doctor , thought Jessica.
There was only one man at the nurses station. He had short brown hair with a bit of scruff on his face causing an attractive shadow on his tanned skin. Blue scrub bottoms were tied tightly at his narrow waist and the short wide sleeves of his scrub top revealed muscular arms and big shoulders.
“Is that him?” asked Jessica, pointing as she studied his face. He looked to be in his early thirties. His lips were lush and full, and Jessica wondered for a minute what it would be like to nibble on them.
“ His name is Chris Jones,” Nikki said, joining her friend in ogling him as he walked down the hall away from them. His thin cotton pants hugged his firm ass, giving the girls a thrill with each step that he took. He turned into a patient’s room and the girls both sighed as the spell was broken.
“ Sexy,” said Jessica. “But I don’t know. A male nurse? They’re pretty much the lowest form of life around here. Looked down on by all doctors and female nurses. Banned from the maternity ward. Female patients always trying to ditch them for a female nurse. Friends and family always asking, ‘ Why aren’t you a doctor? ’” Jessica shook her head. “I mean, he must be pretty fucked up, right?”
“ No, you’re thinking about it all wrong,” said Nikki. “He probably over compensates for the constant humiliation he endures by being overly aggressive in bed. I know you like it hard and rough, and I’ll bet this guy will give you the pounding of a lifetime. It’ll be his chance to take out his frustrations on a soon to be doctor.”
“ I don’t know...” Jessica said, frowning.
“ Think about it,” Nikki continued. “Look, I’m sure he’s relatively secure with himself. He is hot and all, but you know he must have some sort of inferiority complex. And you know what that means.” Nikki raised her eyebrows and nudged her friend with her elbow.
Jessica stared blankly at her friend. “Actually, I don’t.”
“Are you dense? Here you are, young, attractive, on your way to making tons more money than he ever will, and being his boss, and you are a woman...that’s gotta piss him off. Do you have any idea how hard he’d bang you?”
Jessica stared at her friend. “That was actually really insightful. Have you considered going into Psychiatry?”
Nikki laughed, shaking her head and placing a hand on her friend's back. “Doctors have been banging nurses for eons. It’s almost a rite of passage. Now it’s your chance to join the old boys club.”
“ You’re the one who fucks the hospital staff, not me,” Jessica said with a smirk.
“ Oh yeah, that’s right. You just like to fuck your patients."
“ Bitch!” Jessica laughed.
Nikki gave Jessica a shove towards the patient’s room that Chris had just entered. Jessica