NF (1995) The Pillars of Hercules by Paul Theroux Read Free Book Online

her.”
    The woman had glanced back and her face darkened.
    “She’d kill me if she knew what I was saying. She hates having been a showgirl. That’s where I met her. Vegas. If she knew what I was saying to you she’d murder me.”
    We had come to Guadalmina, which looked old-fashioned and pleasant. I wanted to make a note, but the man beside me was talking again.
    “She’s tough. You wouldn’t think it, but she is. She makes all the decisions. She wears the pants in the house.”
    “You seem to be an expert on pants,” I said. In my mind I imagined his wife, this bulky woman, in big brown tweedy pants and clomping shoes, walking though a house in which this man cowered.
    “I once said to her, ‘I’m going to marry a rich woman next time. I don’t care if she’s fat or ugly, as long as she has money.’ ”
    The man laughed, remembering this conversation.
    “My wife says to me, ‘And what are you going to offer her?’ ”
    “What did you say to that?”
    “What could I say? She shot me down.”
    We came to San Pedro de Alcántara, which was older and more settled, something like a town.
Few trees to speak of
, I wrote in my innocence, little knowing that on the thousands of miles of Mediterranean coastline there are few trees to speak of, no forests except for one in Corsica, hardly any woods abutting the shore. It made for a rather stark coastline, but it revealed everything—here at San Pedro the ruins of a Roman villa, a Visigoth’s basilica and a Moorish castle, and all those bungalows.
    I had not planned to get off the bus at Marbella, but this man irritated me. I had the feeling that it gave him a perverse pleasure to sit with me at a distance and leer at his wife, in the way that some men enjoy watching their spouse have sex with strangers; at the very least, he wanted to go on talking.
I am out of here.
    Passing the woman, just before I got off, I turned to her. She looked at once alarmed and suspicious.
    Laughing a little, I said, “Your husband tells me you were a Las Vegas showgirl. I would never have known.”
    The last sound I heard was this woman’s howl ringing through the bus and the pusillanimous whine of her husband’s hollow denial.
    In Marbella I met a Spaniard, Vicente, who had just spent a year in Mexico. He worked for a company that exported Spanish olive oil. He had liked his time in Mexico but—buttoned-up, self-conscious, innately gloomy, cursed with an instinctive fatalism, and envious in a class-obsessed way—patronized the Mexicans much as the British patronize Americans, and for the same reasons.
    “They talk like this,” Vicente said, and did an imitation of a Mexican talking in slushy mutterings with his teeth clamped shut.
    It seemed accurate and clever to me, and I told him so, though he seemed to be embarrassed by his effort and was too shy to continue. And, naturally, having mocked them, then said what wonderful people the Mexicans were.
    “Did you go to any bullfights there?”
    “Yes. Very small bulls in Mexico. Our bulls are much bigger and stronger—more brave. We breed them especially to fight.”
    “Any other differences?”
    “We use the horses more. And much else. I cannot explain all the differences.”
    Everything I knew about bullfighting, including
There is no Spanish word for bullfight
, I had learned from
The Sun Also Rises.
Rose Macaulay’s appreciative book about Spain,
Fabled Shore
(1949)—an account of a trip down this coast—mentions bullfights only once and briefly: “I do not care for them.”
    I said, “I was thinking of going to a
corrida.”
    “Have you never seen one?”
    “No—never.”
    This made Vicente laugh, and he insisted I should go to one.
    “We love football, but the
corrida
is here,” he said and tapped his heart. “It is our passion. And, listen, one of the most popular toreros in Spain is from America—Colombia.”
    I was grateful for Vicente’s encouragement, but I did not really need it. I had intended to