help her. And she obviously hadnât showered in months.
âHas Andrew said anything to you, Felton? I asked his teachers if he was acting strangely or writing strange stuff. Other than his weird fight, nothing seems to be up. Heâs doing fine in school. What is going on?â Jerri asked.
âI donât know.â The truth is that I hoped his weirdness would go away. I didnât want to open another worm can. Ten months earlier, Andrew had practically lived in the garden, you know. I wanted normalcy.
âShit. Do we need an intervention?â Jerri asked.
âShould we call Grandma Berba?â I asked.
âWhy would we do that?â
âBecauseâ¦â I pictured Jerri in her bathrobe, depressed out of her freaking nut. âBecause, you know?â
âIâm fine. Iâm great. Donât worry about me,â Jerri said. âLetâs have an intervention right now.â
âUhâ¦â This didnât seem like a great idea, Aleah. I did not want to go into Andrewâs room. I did think this, though: When Jerri went nuts, I tried to ignore it. That did not work. âI guess we should,â I said.
Jerri stood fast and walked across the living room. Our new TV blared Hoarders in the background. I stood and followed her. We entered the dark hall, where just a little light was emanating from around Andrewâs cracked door. She knocked.
Andrew said, âWho is it?â
âJerri. Jerri and Felton,â she said.
â Entrez vous ,â Andrew said.
âThatâs French.â Jerri nodded at me. She opened the door.
Andrew lay on his belly on the floor. He had the big book cracked open in front of him. His glasses hung off his nose. Pamphlets with cellos and pianos and harps were scattered around him. The room smelled vaguely of maple syrup. Why? I do not know.
He looked up. âCan I help you?â he asked.
âThis is an intervention,â Jerri said.
âYes,â Andrew said. âAn inconvenience.â
âFelton and I are worried about your behavior. Youâre isolating yourselfââ
âAnd reading big books. What is that?â I asked, pointing to the fat thing in front of him.
âSpinoza. Heâs a mystical Jewish philosopherâ¦I think,â Andrew said. âI donât really get it all, but Iâm trying.â
âReading doesnât worry me,â Jerri said.
âThank heavens,â Andrew said.
âYouâre not playing piano, and your isolationââ
âAnd not showering!â I barked.
âI shower,â Andrew said.
âYou wonât talk to us,â Jerri said.
âSure I will,â Andrew said. âWhat do you want to know?â
âWhat on earth are you doing in here all the time?â Jerri asked.
âLots of things.â
âLike what?â Jerri asked.
âTonight Iâve called Grandma Berba and asked her for money so I can go to an orchestra camp in Door County this summer. Most of the time Iâm studying or reading Spinoza, which isnât easy, Jerri.â
âWait. What? â
âThe philosopher.â
âAndrew, you called Grandma Berba for money?â
âYes.â
âFor a camp? What camp?â
âOrchestra camp. Door County is beautiful.â Andrew nodded. âThe camp is right on Lake Michigan.â
âWhy wouldnât you ask me for money?â Jerri barked.
âGrandma Berba has more money than God,â Andrew said. âI donât want to be a burden to you, Jerri.â
âThatâs ridiculous. You need my permission.â
âAndrew makes a good point, Jerri,â I said. âYouâre starting a new careerââ
âShut up, Felton,â Jerri said. Her face had turned dark red.
âJerri, can I go to orchestra camp this summer? Itâs eight weeks. Very intensive. Iâm trying to avoid my fate,â Andrew