Chambers asked.
Grudgingly, Oz walked over to the shop window. To his surprise, all he could see were small photographs of houses. He followed his motherâs pointing finger.
âVery nice,â Oz said. âIf you like that sort of thing.â
âExactly. Imagine just having to look after three rooms downstairs and three up,â Mrs. Chambers said with what Oz suddenly twigged was an alarming degree of longing. He glanced up at the name above the window.
Gerber and Callow, Estate Agents.
âYouâre not serious, are you?â
âWhy not?â Mrs. Chambers said, eyes bright with excitement.
âButâ¦Penwurtâs our house and itâs brilliant. Itâsââ
âHuge and expensive to run,â interrupted Mrs. Chambers. âIt needs a new roof, the council tax is enough to turn your hair white, and it needs decorating so badly, itâs only at Halloween that it looks half-presentable.â
âYeah, butâ¦I mean, it was given to Dad.â
Oz saw his motherâs shoulderâs slump. âI know, Oz,â she said awkwardly. âItâs just thatââ
She was cut off by a manâs theatrically cheerful voice behind them.
âAnd what do we have here? Is it a pair of Chamber pots I see?â
Oz and Mrs. Chambers turned as one. The voice belonged to a dapper-looking man with what looked like a stiff crow on his head, but which Oz knew was his carefully coiffured hair. Lorenzo Heepsâ eyebrows were as dark as the crow hair, but his moustache and beard were grey-flecked. He wore these in what his mother had described to Oz as French beard. Oz wondered if he was trying to look a bit like Johnny Depp. If he was, then he needed to buy a new mirror. Mr. Heeps was also wearing a suit and tie under a fawn trench coat.
âLorenzo,â said Mrs. Chambers, âwhat a nice surprise.â
âLooking to move, Gwen? Had enough of Penwurt?â
âJust testing the water,â she said with a nervous glance at Oz. âJust seeing how property is doing, you know.â
âBadly,â Heeps said, shaking his head. âWrong time to sell or buy. Of course, an exceptional property like yours in a desirable part of town like Magnus Street could fetch a premium at any time.â He smiled and showed a row of very white, even teeth. Lorenzo Heeps worked at the university and had known Ozâs dad very well.
âYes, wellâ¦oh, hello, Phillipa,â Mrs. Chambers said.
Phillipa Heeps, or Pheeps as Oz liked to call her, stood behind her father, dressed as if sheâd just stepped out from one of the shop windows. Oz couldnât remember ever seeing her with a hair out of place, a shirt untucked or a smidgen of a smudge on her pressed jeans or skirt. Today, as usual, her fair hair was styled perfectly so that it hung over one hazel brown eye in a carefully combed fringe. She was, he supposed, quite pretty in the way a carefully cared-for doll might be. But it was a package spoiled by a cruel mouth that enjoyed gossip and whispers far too much. Her smile in response to Mrs. Chambersâ greeting looked about as genuine as one of the Fanshawsâ pottery toads.
âHello, Mrs. Chambers. Hello, Oz,â she said brightly.
Oz mumbled a grudging âHi,â which earned a frowning glance from his mother.
âIt is so nice to see you,â Heeps gushed as he and Mrs. Chambers walked slowly down the street. âWe really ought to get together to catch up. If you ever need any advice, please donât hesitate to contact me, Gwen. I do know a little bit about the housing market, you know. In fact, I consider myself something of an expert, since I have a couple of properties of my own and I am a personal acquaintance of Mr. Gerber of Gerber and Callow, who as well as being Seabourneâs most successful businessman is, as you know, a generous supporter of the universityâ¦â
Oz tuned out the