Odd Hours by Dean Koontz Read Free Book Online

backward, the flashlight swung up, one of those long-handled models. Before I was able to dodge, the flashlight arced down and clubbed me, a glancing blow to the side of my head.
    As he hit me, he called me a rectum, although he used a less elegant synonym for that word.
    The guy loomed so close that even in the confusing fog-refracted slashes of light, I could see that he was a new thug, not one of the three miscreants from the pier.
    The motto of Magic Beach was EVERYONE A NEIGHBOR, EVERY NEIGHBOR A FRIEND . They needed to consider changing it to something like YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS .
    My ears were ringing and my head hurt, but I was not dazed. I lurched toward my assailant, and he backed up, and I reached for him, and he clubbed me again, this time harder and squarely on the top of the head.
    I wanted to kick his crotch, but I discovered that I had fallen to my knees, which is a position from which crotch-kicking is a too-ambitious offense.
    For a moment I thought the faithful were being summoned to church, but then I realized the bell was my skull, tolling loudly.
    I didn’t have to be psychic to know the flashlight was coming down again, cleaving fog and air.
    I said a bad word.

SEVEN
    CONSIDERING THAT THIS IS MY FOURTH MANUSCRIPT, I have become something of a writer, even though nothing that I have written will be published until after my death, if ever.
    As a writer, I know how the right bad word at a crucial moment can purge ugly emotions and relieve emotional tension. As a guy who has been forced to struggle to survive almost as long as he has been alive, I also know that no word—even a really, really bad word—can prevent a blunt object from splitting your skull if it is swung with enthusiasm and makes contact.
    So having been driven to my knees by the second blow, and with my skull ringing as though the hunchback of Notre Dame were inside my head and pulling maniacally on bell ropes, I said the bad word, but I also lunged forward as best I could and grabbed my assailant by the ankles.
    The third blow missed its intended target, and I took the impact on my back, which felt better than a whack on the head, although not as good as any moment of a massage.
    Facedown on the beach, gripping his ankles, I tried to pull the sonofabitch off his feet.
    Sonofabitch
wasn’t the bad word that I used previously. This was another one, and not as bad as the first.
    His legs were planted wide, and he was strong.
    Whether my eyes were open or closed, I saw spirals of twinkling lights, and “Somewhere over the Rainbow” played in my head. This led me to believe that I had nearly been knocked unconscious and that I didn’t have my usual strength.
    He kept trying to hit my head again, but he also had to strive to stay upright, so he managed only to strike my shoulders three or four times.
    Throughout this assault, the flashlight beam never faltered, but repeatedly slashed the fog, and I was impressed by the manufacturer’s durability standards.
    Although we were in a deadly serious struggle, I could not help but see absurdity in the moment. A self-respecting thug ought to have a gun or at least a blackjack. He flailed at me as though he were an eighty-year-old lady with an umbrella responding to an octogenarian beau who had made a rude proposal.
    At last I succeeded in toppling him. He dropped the flashlight and fell backward.
    I clambered onto him, jamming my right knee where it would make him regret having been born a male.
    Most likely he tried to say a bad word, a very bad word, but it came out as a squeal, like an expression of consternation by a cartoon mouse.
    Near at hand lay the flashlight. As he tried to throw me off, I snared that formidable weapon.
    I do not like violence. I do not wish to be the recipient of violence, and I am loath to perpetrate it.
    Nevertheless, I perpetrated a little violence on the beach that night. Three times I hit his head with the flashlight. Although I did not enjoy striking him, I