roof,â Scooter said, but the skeleton of it was there, like a ribby old umbrella. Scooter turned the latch, and the front door jumped off the car and smacked the dust of the floor. Then we were sitting on the front seats, leather oozing stuffing.
Scooter was behind the big wood steering wheel. The metal pedals stood high enough for his feet. Mine dangled because there wasnât much floor on my side. We sat there, pretending the missing motor was turning over, firing back through the tailpipe. Scooter geared down with the missing shift. We were two sports from another time, barreling down country roads, free as air, old enough to drive.
âThere wasnât even a war then,â Scooter said.
From the regulation canteens on our web belts we drank the last of our water. A breeze drifted through. It was breezier than a cane-bottom chair, as Mrs. Hiser would say. I dozed.
The barn turned into a covered bridge, also rickety, and we were thundering through it in our brand-new Pan American straight from the dealership. It was the days of yore, and the President of the United States was . . .
âWarren G. Harding,â Scooter mumbled out of his own daydream. He reached to squeeze the invisible bulb on the missing horn. âBeep, beep,â he sang out.
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Soon after that, an explosion about busted my eardrums. Hail rattled the roof from a clear blue sky. Scooter peeled out of his side. I slid off my seat. We thought about rolling under the car, like school air raids. This could be the real thing.
âScram!â Scooter yelled. âThe barn could be coming down.â And true, it was raining roofing.
We cut out, then pulled up short. A black shape stood in the barn door against the sunlight. The figure held a shotgun.
I may have screamed. Scooter did.
The hail on the roof had been buckshot out of the gun. Iâd never been so scared, and dying this far behind the lines didnât seem fair.
âWell anyway youâre not tramps,â the figure said.
Our eyes adjusted. It was a dried-up woman with a face like a walnut. Sheâd lowered her blunderbuss. Had that just been a warning shot? The gun hung broken open in the crook of her wrinkled arm, like sheâd been out hunting. Her skirt tails were in her boots. What century were we in?
âBut boys in a barn are trouble enough,â she said. âStart toward me.â
My heart lurched, and I had to follow, keeping even with Scooter. âIt was that Beep Beep of yours that gave us away,â I muttered to him. His web belt was way bigger than Scooterâs waist. It worked down over his knees as we walked, closer and closer to this old woman and the barrels on that shotgun, still smoking.
âSmoking?â she said. âCornsilk in a dry barn?â
âN-n-no,â we said.
âWhatâs in those canteens?â she inquired. âHome brew? Rot gut? Corn liquor?â
âN-n-no,â we said.
Scooterâs belt wound down to his ankles, and his canteen settled in the dust.
âTown boys,â she noticed. âWhatâs your business in my barn?â
Scooter found his tongue. Iâd left mine somewhere. âWeâre collecting milkweed for the war effort,â he piped.
âDid you find much milkweed growing inside my barn?â She wore tortoiseshell spectacles, old as the car. Her magnified gaze crackled through them.
âWe like your old automobile,â Scooter said in a small voice.
âAnd you just make yourselves at home on other peopleâs property?â
We pretty much did. Weâd been in and out of other peopleâs attics and basements all summer long, scouting for scrap. We didnât mention it.
âUp to the house.â She nodded toward it. Scooter stepped out of his belt, and then we were on the porch, out of the sunâand options. A slop jar, covered, stood on the floor. The screen wire on the door billowed out.
âInside,â she