said, parking her shotgun against the house, which was some relief.
Inside, hogs wouldnât have come as a surprise. But it was mostly stacks of books. Shelves with more books ran across the top of a closed door to another room. A kerosene lamp stood on a big table with a stack of newspapers and Time magazines. Sheâd been eating her lunch at one end, on oilcloth, when she heard intruders in her barn.
âYou. The talker,â she said to Scooter. âWhatâs your name?â
If she got our names, our gooses were cooked. âScott W. Tomlinson,â Scooter said. âMaâam.â
âAnd what do they call you ?â She swiveled on a bony hip. Her dress was a feed sack.
â. . . Davy.â
âBowman?â she said, but how did she know? Was she a witch? She looked it. Who was she?
âI am Eulalia Titus. Miss.â
âPleased to meet you,â we lied softly.
She sent Scooter around the back of her house. She had a jar of something cooling down her well and told him to bring it. âAnd watch where you step. Snakes.â
Scooter scooted. I could feel myself turning pale because of snakes in the vicinity.
âYou better sit down,â Miss Eulalia Titus said. âYou may have had a touch of the sun.â
Sheâd been reading a new book by Ernie Pyle, the great war correspondent. âYou thought I was too far back in the sticks to know thereâs a war on,â she said. So she read minds.
Scooter came back with a jar of buttermilk. Miss Titus poured out three cheese glasses. It was barely cool, and I hated buttermilk.
âI suppose you two are used to iceboxes,â she remarked.
Actually, we were used to refrigerators.
The three of us fit around the end of the table. Miss Titus was small and stringy, though of course she could blow you away. Scooterâs elbows were nowhere near the oilcloth, so he was minding his manners. A screen-wire dome among the books covered a tall cake with butter icing.
We three were knee to knee. Miss Titus had a little mustache. âJust so you know,â she said, âthat cake took two weeksâ sugar ration.â
âSixteen ounces,â Scooter said.
She gave him a look. âYouâre the sharpest tool in the shed, arenât you?â
He looked modest. Also, he had a buttermilk mustache. Miss Titusâs was real.
âHeâs the smartest kid in our grade,â I said, which was true.
Miss Titus stood up to cut three slices out of the cake. It was layer.
âWhereâs mine?â
A terrible voice came out of nowhere, or the grave.
âI said whereâs mine?â
Scooter froze. Every hair on my head stood up. If Iâd had hair anywhere else, it would have stood up too. That voice was scarier than the gunfire, and where had it come from?
âAll right, Mama!â Miss Titus pushed back from the table.
Mama? Miss Titus was the oldest woman in the United States. And she had a mama? Scooter smacked his forehead.
Miss Titus pushed a door open. Looking back at us, she said, âYou think Iâm mean.â
We fidgeted. From the other room a voice like a crow cawing said, âIs it store-bought cake or homemade? Because I like store-bought.â
Miss Titus sighed.
âWhoâs out there?â the voice demanded.
âTwo owlhoots I cornered in the barn, Mama.â
âWhat do they want?â
âThey say theyâre collecting milkweed, but I think theyâre trying to steal Papaâs automobile.â Miss Titus looked back at us over her spectacles.
âMilkweedâs a weed,â came the aged voice, âand the autoâs junk. Send them in here.â
Oh no. Hadnât we been punished enough? Miss Titus pointed at us. We stumbled over and peered around the door. The other room was mostly bed, with a black-walnut headboard to the ceiling.
In that bed was a woman that time had forgot. She had a face like the Grand Canyon. She