assistant of yours that you just reamed out to let you know Iâd arrived.â
âInspecting the event setup is the fire marshalâs job.â
He shifted his weight to his heels and hooked his thumbs on his belt, a clipboard tucked under his arm. âWhich is why Iâm here.â
âBut youâre the fire chief.â
He rocked on his boot heels. âIâm sure in California, what with all your sophistication and rivers of money, even the smallest community can afford to spread the public servant jobs around to a lot of menââ
âOr women.â
âI was gettinâ to that, but thanks all the same for making me sound like a sexist asshole.â
God, she wanted to rip that toothpick out from between those smirking lips and snap it in two. âIâm sure you didnât need my help to achieve that.â
As if hearing her thoughts, he produced a second toothpick from his pocket and held it out to her. âToothpick?â
It was her turn to sneer. âDisgusting.â
The triumph in his eyes made her wish sheâd taken the damned toothpick. It wouldâve given her something to grit her teeth around.
âAs I was saying, as opposed to California, out here in the sticks the fire budget isnât large enough to support a separate chief and marshal. The good folks of Ravel County voted to combine the jobs years ago. So as long as youâre working at this resort, youâre going to have to deal with me. Every week, every event. You think you can handle that?â
No. âOf course I can. Youâre not my first fire marshal.â
âLetâs not start comparing the notches on our respective bedposts, darlinâ.â
Oh, this man. âMoving on.â From her clipboard she pulled a diagram of the tentâs interior layout and handed it over. âFollow me.â
She strode through the main entrance of the tent as if it hadnât been on the verge of collapsing only minutes earlier, her heels clicking on the wood flooring in time with her pounding pulse. Three steps in, her messenger bag snagged on something. She lurched forward, then snapped backward, staggering. A rolling cart loaded down with centerpiece arrangements of hurricane vases and bright, exotic flowers and greens careened past her, the florist scrambling after it. It banged into a rack of chairs, sending birds-of-paradise flying like javelins.
Remedy scurried after them and up the fallen stems. âSorry about that,â she said to the florist. âMaybe lock the brakes next time?â
The florist muttered in Spanish, shaking her head as she took the birds-of-paradise from Remedy.
Remedy pasted that cool smile on her lips again and glanced in Micahâs direction. That annoying almost smile was back on his face, accompanied by a twinkling in his eyes as he whipped out a measuring tape and walked to the floristâs cart.
Was he actually going to measure the distance between the top of the candle and the top of the vase? Sure, sheâd watched fire marshal deputies do that occasionally before weddings in Los Angeles, but they were always overeager newbies, not seasoned professionals like Micah, who probably did hundreds of fire inspections every year at the resort. He had to know already that the resort was in compliance. Werenât they?
Those centerpieces had been constructed weeks ago, and not under Remedyâs supervision. Swallowing hard, she hustled to his side. âLook, I know size matters, but isnât this a little extreme?â
The measuring tape retracted with a snap. âSize does matter, Ms. Lane. And Iâm glad youâre savvy enough to recognize that. But if you think my adherence to the law is too extreme, then thatâs only because you have no idea what foolish fire risks this resort has attempted to get away with in the past, the special events planners included.â
He pulled the measuring tape out again