know. Iâm going to be pretty busy with family plans and stuff.â
âAh, a full social calendar. You must be very much in demand. Perhaps I should call your secretary to make an appointment.â
I smiled at that, feeling foolish. Greg wasnât dumb enough to think I had no time for a movie over a whole two weeks off school.
âI meant, it would depend on when you wanted to go,â I said, figuring I could always put him off when he tried to pin me down for a specific time.
âThis may be a challenge, what with your full schedule and my shifts at work. But I think we can overcome these formidable obstacles. If we want to.â He had a look on his face that was both serious and teasing at the same time.
Why did he have to talk like that? Formidable obstacles, for goodnessâ sake! He sounded like some character in a book, not a normal teen having a normal conversation. I glanced around, hoping no one had heard.
âYes, I suppose we could. If we want to.â I put the same emphasis on âif we want toâ that he had when heâd said it. Maybe heâd take the hint.
Across the room, Nick was laughing at something Jane had just said. Iâd never found Jane to be much of a wit myself. He was probably being polite.
âYou know, Shelby, nothing makes a girl more attractive to a guy than the fact that another guy is interested in her.â
âHuh?â I thought I must have missed something between the last thing we were saying and this remark. It seemed to come out of nowhere.
âFor example, letâs just say hypothetically that there was a couple sitting here in the lunchroom and that the female half of the couple was rather taken with someone else. So sheâs half listening to the fellow at her table, but following every move made by the other guy, who, for example, could be sitting across the room with another girl.â
I felt myself getting red. He hadnât missed my glances at Nick, which I thought were pretty well hidden.
âForget for the moment whether the other guy is suited to this young lady, or whether her affection for him is a shocking display of bad taste. Ignoring the fact that he is all wrong for her, let us say that her heart is firmly set on him.â
âThis is ridiculous.â âIs it?
But Shelby, we are only speaking hypothetically, remember?â
âThen get to your hypothetical point. Youâre starting to aggravate me.â
âExcellent. Iâd begun to think myself incapable of evoking any emotion from you whatsoever. But I digress. Returning to our situation, let us examine what the best course of action would be for our heroine toobtain the affections of the undeserving cad who has mysteriously captured her heart.â
I have to admit I was starting to enjoy the way he was talking. It was different and fun and interesting to listen to the way he said things.
âThis delightful young woman, who so foolishly desires the wrong fellow, has but one chance of securing his interest.â
âAnd what would that be?â
âWhy, she must be sought after, longed for, by another. This will make her more desirable to the unworthy fellow she imagines herself smitten with.â
âAnd how does she manage this?â
âWhy, by seeming to accept the attentions of the fellow at her side. By showing interest in him, even if she is only playing at it.â
âAnd what advantage is that to him, since sheâs not really interested in him at all?â This may have been a bit cruel, but heâd said enough embarrassing things about me that it seemed only fair for me to take a shot back at him.
âHis advantage is that he then has the chance, however slim, to open her eyes.â
âMeaning what?â
âThat perhaps, just perhaps, she will realize that he is the right one for her after all.â
âAnd if that doesnât happen?â
âThen they must both pay