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heard she transferred here from Europe.”
    “Well, I heard that her dad is like this way-famous movie star, and she came here and changed her name because she’s totally not talking to him right now.”
    They were speaking loudly enough that it was hard not to listen to them, but the teacher was busy reading some romance novel and didn’t notice that the vast majority of the class wasn’t exactly working out geometric proofs in our spare time.
    “What’s her name, anyway?”
    “Toby Klein.”
    And that’s when I realized they were talking about me. Silence fell over the classroom, and in one coordinated motion, everyone and their dog leaned toward me, Toby Klein, newly appointed member of the God Squad. They awaited my words with bated breath.
    I narrowed my eyes at the whole lot of them, but they just stared curiously back at me. “Boo,” I said, trying to dispel their interest.
    One of the girls tossed her hair over her shoulder. “That’s European for hot,” she said loudly, and the entire class looked at me with newfound respect. For the first time in my life, I found myself wishing that a teacher would regain control of her class, but everyone was just way too far gone.
    “Toby, you look like totally boo today.”
    Mortified, I glanced back down at my pink sparkly shirt and renewed my vow to terminate the twin fashionazis.
    “Talk about boo, where did you get those shoes?”
    And now my oversized, clunky, unfashionable boots, the one article of clothing that I’d managed to retain, were being called boo. It was beyond all tolerance.
    “I am in hell.”
    The girl who’d asked me about my boots tilted her head to the side. “Is that in the mall?”
             
    By lunchtime, I’d given up on the idea of homicide. I’d moved on to genocide. I would personally rid the school—nay, the world—of cheerleaders.
    “Toby, sit with us.”
    “Look, there she is!”
    “Her? They picked her?”
    “Toby Klein? Who’s Toby Klein?”
    “I hear she’s related to Calvin.”
    “Well, I heard that at her last school, she was like megapopular, but then her boyfriend died, and she swore off popularity forever, but the God Squad, they know these things, and…”
    It was almost more than I could take. How anyone could think I was related to Calvin Klein was completely beyond me.
    “I have died and gone to heaven.”
    This voice I recognized, and I turned my mutinous glare on Noah. “Don’t start,” I said, turning to face him and inadvertently giving him a good look at my oh-so-prissy ensemble.
    Noah’s mouth dropped open. “My sister’s a girl,” he whispered with faux shock.
    “Noah…”
    He recovered quickly. “And not only a girl, but a popular girl.” The smile was back with a vengeance.
    “I swear, Noah, one more word, and I’ll…”
    I cut off my threat when I overheard someone else I’d never met inviting me to sit at their lunch table.
    A loopy expression spread across Noah’s face. “All hail Toby, queen of the cafeteria!”
    I grabbed his arm and twisted it behind his back.
    “You do not want to mess with me right now,” I said in a low voice.
    “Point taken,” he replied with a grimace, and then, despite the hold I had him in, he grinned again. “You’re a cheerleader,” he said, deliriously happy. “You can have cheerleader slumber parties. You guys can have naked pillow fights in our living room, and…”
    The rest of the school might have done an instant one-eighty in their opinions of me, but Noah never changed. I didn’t know whether to be comforted or pissed. I let go of his arm. “Get lost,” I told him, pushing down the urge to ruffle his hair. Once an older sister, always an older sister.
    “She told me to get lost,” Noah said, letting his eyes get big. “Toby Klein told me to get lost! She spoke to me! She…”
    I rolled my eyes and shoved him away. Once a little brother, always a little brother. He ambled over to his own table, a god among hopeless