eyes, she placed a wand of raw spaghetti between the pages of her book and discreetly left the kitchen as if she had been just about to anyway.
âHullo?â
âDom?â
âHullo, Pollygirl â how
are
you? Howâs it going? What am I saying! Hold on. Max?
Max
! Quick! Iâll pass you over. You take care, Miss Fenton â them yankies can be wankies. Max?
Max
! Heâs in the frigging bath, Polly. Would you believe it? Call back in five mins, yes?â
ââKay.â
âHullo?â
âMeg?â
âPo-lly!â
The women shrieked at each other nonsensically down the phone for a moment.
âMax is in the bath.â
âSo Iâm your second choice â charming!â
âDear Miss Reilly,â soothed Polly, knowing Megan meant no mischief, âIâve just finished my first full day. Itâs the first chance Iâve had to use the phone. I canât be too long â just give Max enough time to dry.â
âHow are you, girl? Whatâs it like?â asked Megan while she located Polly on the school photograph and stroked her with her little finger. âIs it incredible? Have you met Tom Cruise yet?â
âYes,â said Polly, âand no.â
âAnyone who looks remotely like him? Brad Pitt, at a scrape?â
âNo,â said Polly, âand no. Or not that Iâve met so far, Iâm afraid. There might be, but Iâm jet lagged beyond belief. Do you know, this place, Meg, is so, so beautiful. Thereâs so much space for the children â in class and out. Guess how many I have in a class?â
âCanât! Tell!â
âNo. More. Than. Twelve.â
âJeeââ
âAnd theyâre all impeccably behaved. Theyâre even
quiet
before class!â
ââzus. No wonder That Carter Woman looks so shell-shocked.â
âEverything OK?â
âIf you call Upper Four OK.â
âSay no more. What was for lunch today?â
âLunch? Pie and mash, or mashed ratatouille and mash. And some clumpy pink mash for pud.â
âDo you know what I had? Ask me!â
âI say, Miss Fenton, what did you have for lunch?â
âI had Caesar Salad with a selection of cold cuts and a freshly baked roll.â
âStop, stop â thatâs just not on.â
âWell, I could have had vegetable burritos, if that makes you feel any better.â
âNo it bloody doesnât.â
âOr there again, chicken papardelle with tarragon cream. The Federal Government subsidizes the food while making guidelines about fat content and protein quotas.â
âIâm weeping.â
âThatâs not all, Meg. There were four different types of coffee to choose from, and as many teas. And thatâs not counting the decaffeinated or detanninized strains! All fresh, I hasten to add, and free. No plasticated liquid from vending machines here. And, do you know, we have those fantastic swirly machines with fresh juice churning around available to us. All. Day. Long.â
âIâm over there!â
âNo youâre not,â said Polly quietly, âyouâre over
there
â over the sea and far, far away. I better go, Maxâll be waiting. Will you write?â
âI have done already. Posted it at lunch-time,â Megan paused and continued forlornly, âwhen I went to the newsagent for a chocolate fest in lieu of lousy lunch.â
âPolly? Polly? You there? That you?â
Speak some more. Let me listen.
âPolly?â
âOh, Max.â
They hung on to their respective receivers with eyes closed and hearts bursting. They could hear each other breathe. How fantastic.
âI couldnât phone till now,â Polly explained, âIâve had every minute organized.â
âI know,â Max soothed, âIâm sure. I imagined. Whatâs it like? School and where youâre
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