plumbing company and a car repo outfit. The repo chatter is pretty entertaining. One of their guys repopped a T-bird and discovered a boa constrictor in it while he was sailing through the S curve on Highway 131.â
âIâm sure the snake was disgusted with the company.â
âHe didnât have it for long,â I said. âThe guy bailed out on the shoulder, and a freightliner took the driverâs door off.â
âWhat happened to the snake?â
âDonât know, the guy with the radio never looked back.â We laughed. âThe plumbing outfit is pretty rude. Theyâre working off forty-watt dash units and real gratuitous about stepping on other traffic.â I gave Ron a spare battery and the dash plug adapter. âI take it your cell phone is up and running?â
âSure is.â
âIâll give you a radio check when I get into the neighborhood.â
Ron nodded in the affirmative and departed.
After normal business hours the doors to the Hall of Justice are locked. You have to announce yourself at an outside box. Telling them that my visit regarded a restraining order got me buzzed in quickly, but I suppose just about anything short of asking to use the bathroom would net the same result.
The fresh young face at the counter disappeared with a copy of the restraining order in her hand. Sergeant Franklin appeared shortly thereafter with the document in his hand and his mustache twitching.
âThis is a police officer,â he said.
âYes sir.â
âHeâs on duty,â said Franklin.
âIâm not here to serve him.â
The sergeant studied me silently with angry eyes. Finally, he asked, âWhy are you here? What do you want?â
âIâm here because the plaintiff and her family are afraid of Officer Talon. I came to ask for a supervisor, or at least a patrol car, to be present when Officer Talon comes to get his personal effects.â
Franklin loosened his tight jaws to say, âYou guys do anything for a buck, eh? This is a
police officer
. You come here and act like this?â
âSergeant, you know how emotionally charged a thing like this can be.â
âYeah, and we donât need people like you making trouble.â
âMaybe you should come out there just to make sure the plaintiff and I donât make up any lies about Officer Talon.â
On reflection, Iâd say it was right then that Franklin decided that Iâd failed the attitude test. He stuck out his left hand and said, âI want to see some ID. I want your driverâs license, your private ticket, your permit, and the registration for that handgun you wag in and out of here.â
He waggled his fingers. I delivered.
He disappeared through the doorway behind the counter, and I could hear him fingering me into a computer terminal. The trainee backed up to the wall, folded her arms over her blue blazer, and regarded me suspiciously. The surveillance camera mounted high on the wall behind the desk deflected in my direction with a hum, then the lens screwed me into narrow focus.
Ten minutes. If Iâm not out of here in ten minutes I get to meet Randy Talon, maybe his whole squad
. Franklin was busy but it was a goodbet that someone else was on his way to the dispatcher.
Four minutes into the program I heard the printer ratting me out. I was curious as to what Sergeant Franklin thought worth printing. There was nothing active, not even a parking ticket.
âSocial Security number?â he asked through the door.
I told him.
âYou got a Social Security card with you?â
âI got a retired military ID card with my number on it. I lost the Social Security card a long time ago.â
âGive it to the CLIP.â
âCLIPâ is what they call their interns. Someday Iâm going to ask what that stands for. I handed it to the girl.
He got the card and said, âJesus!â I guess Sergeant