âSusannah, I would think our getting engaged would be good news, something everyone in your family would appreciate, and even celebrate. What is it thatâs so upsetting you about my trying to propose?â
âNothing,â I said, and grabbed my coat. âI told you. I just canât deal with it right now. Did you find the address of the probably already dead boy?â
He put the ring away and swiftly typed into his phone. For someone who despised modern technology, he was extremely good at using it. âNo. It says their number and address is unlisted. These things are hopeless.â
âNothing is hopeless,â I said. âYou of all Âpeople should know that by now.â Then I flung open the door to my dorm room.
I probably shouldnât have been surprised that all six of my suite mates were crouched outside it.
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Siete
âT HE F ARHATS ARE Persian,â said my suite mate Parisa. She was the one who was dating a guy in a motorcycle gang. If her parents found out, theyâd kill her, she cheerfully informed us.
âNot literally,â she explained to Jesse, who looked a little alarmed. âIâm Persian, too, you see. My mom wants me to find a nice medical student like you.â She batted her thick eyelash extensions at him. âAnd if I could find one as cute as you, I would. But heâd have to be Persian, of course.â
âIâm Spanish,â Jesse said hastily. I think he was a little anxious about being surrounded by so many gorgeous womenâÂat least, I think theyâre gorgeous. I know I amâÂone of whom was Persian, and all of whom had overheard our argument in my room.
He didnât have anything to be concerned about, however. My girls had his back. And mine.
âThatâs okay,â Parisa assured him. âWith hair and eyebrows like that, you could pass.â
âHeâs taken, Par,â I reminded her.
âYeah, but maybe I could just borrow him to take home for the holidays,â Parisa purred. âMy mom would be so happy.â
âOr you could just quit dating a gangbanger who sexually abuses women, deals drugs, and traffics stolen goods,â suggested Valentina, the lesbian womenâs studies major. âOr would that interfere with your plan to get back at your dad for not buying you that BMW you wanted for high school graduation?â
Parisa smiled and shrugged her slinky shoulders. âIt was a Porsche. And Rayâs not as bad as his friends. Besides, heâs got a really bigââÂshe glanced at Jesse, saw my warning glance, and smiled harderâÂâ motorcycle .â
Valentina rolled her eyes and poured herself another V and C. Weâd all agreed this is the best cocktail, because it not only tastes good, but the cranberry juice allegedly helps ward off urinary tract infections.
âGetting back to the subject at hand,â I said, with a cough. âYou say the Farhats live over in Carmel?â
âRight. Thereâs a really big Persian community there.â Parisa handed me the address on a piece of her Pomeranian puppyâshaped notepad paper. âWell, not as big as in Los Angeles, but, like, big enough.â She explained to Jesse, as if he were a child, âMost Âpeople think of carpets or kittens when they hear the word Persian, but weâre actually an ethnic group from north of the Persian Gulf.â
Jesse smiled at her politely. âYes, I know. Thank you for clarifying that, though.â
âOh,â she gushed. âNot a problem.â
I tapped her on the shoulder. âSo do you know what the deal is with this Zack kid?â
âYeah, totally. Itâs Zakaria, not Zack. I mean, his Westernized name is Zack, but in Persian itâs Zakaria. His parents are friends with my parents, and Iâve been to their house a few times. That kid is so spoiledâÂI mean, thatâs true of a lot