Camaroâwas usually spent surfing. Or sleeping.
Then he slumped down into a chair near Ginaâs, and said, in a voice Iâd never heard him use before, âHey, I heard you were here.â
Suddenly all became clear.
âHey,â I said to CeeCee, who was still gazingrapturously in Adamâs direction. She was trying to figure out, I could tell, just what precisely heâd meant when heâd said she could wear her new outfit to his house. Had he been sexually harassing herâas she clearly hopedâor merely making conversation?
âYeah?â CeeCee asked. She didnât even bother to turn her head in my direction.
I grimaced. I could see I was all alone on this one.
âYou got your momâs present yet?â I demanded.
CeeCee said, faintly, âNo.â
âGood.â I dropped my CD into her lap. âHang on to this. Iâll go get her Oprahâs latest pick of the month. How about that?â
âThat sounds great,â CeeCee said, still without so much as a glance at me, although she did wave a twenty in the air.
Rolling my eyes, I snatched the bill, then stomped off before I burst a blood vessel from screaming as hard as I could. Youâd have screamed, too, if youâd seen what I had as I left the food court, which was Dopey trying desperately to squeeze a chair in between Sleepy and Gina.
I donât get it. I really donât. I mean, I know I probably come off as insensitive and maybe evena little weird, what with the mediator thing, but deep down, I really am a caring person. I am very fair-minded and intelligent, and sometimes Iâm even funny. And I know Iâm not a dog. I mean, I fully blow-dry my hair every morning, and I have been told on more than one occasion (okay, by my mom, but it still counts) that my eyes are like emeralds. So what gives? How come Gina has two guys vying for her attention, while I canât even get one? I mean, even dead guys donât seem to like me so much, and I donât think they have a whole lot of options.
I was still mulling over this in the bookstore as I stood in line for the cashier, the book for CeeCeeâs mother in my hands. That was when something brushed my shoulder. I turned around and found myself staring at Michael Meducci.
âUm,â he said. He was holding a book on computer programming. He looked, in the fluorescent lights of the bookstore, pastier than ever. âHi.â He touched his glasses nervously, as if to assure himself they were still there. âI thought that was you.â
I said, âHi, Michael,â and moved up a space in the line.
Michael moved up with me. âOh,â he said. âYou know my name.â He sounded pleased.
I didnât point out that up until that day, I hadnât. I just said, âYeah,â and smiled.
Maybe the smile was a mistake. Because Michael stepped a little closer, and gushed, âI just wanted to say thanks. You know. For what you did to your, um, stepbrother today. You know. To make him let me go.â
âYeah,â I said again. âWell, donât worry about it.â
âNo, I mean it. Nobody has ever done anything like that for meâI mean, before you came to school at the Mission, no one ever stood up to Brad Ackerman. He got away with everything. With murder, practically.â
âWell,â I said. âNot anymore.â
âNo,â Michael said with a nervous laugh. âNo, not anymore.â
The person ahead of me stepped up to the cashier, and I moved into her place. Michael moved, too, only he went a little too far, and ended up colliding with me. He said, âOh, Iâm sorry,â and backed up.
âThatâs okay,â I said. I began to wish, even if it had meant risking a brain hemorrhage, that Iâd stayed with Gina.
âYour hair,â Michael said in a soft voice, âsmells really good.â
Oh my God. I thought I was going to