send for backup whenever fights break out between Dopey and me.
âIs there a problem, Miss Simon?â
Sister Ernestine, the vice principal, is a very large woman, who wears an enormous cross between her equally sizeable breasts. She has an uncanny ability to evoke terror wherever she goes, merely by frowning. It is a talent I admire and hope to emulate someday.
âNo, Sister,â I said.
Sister Ernestine turned her attention toward Dopey. âMr. Ackerman? Problem?â
Sullenly, Dopey massaged the back of his neck. âNo, Sister,â he said.
âGood,â Sister Ernestine said. âIâm glad the two of you are finally getting along so nicely. Such sibling affection is an inspiration to us all. Now hurry along to class, please.â
I turned and joined CeeCee and Gina, whoâd stood watching the whole thing.
âJesus, Simon,â Gina said with disgust as we headed into the bio lab. âNo wonder the guys around here donât like you.â
Chapter
Five
âGirl,â Gina said. âThat is so you.â
CeeCee looked down at the outfit Gina had talked her into purchasing, then had goaded CeeCee into putting on for our inspection.
âI donât know,â she said, dubiously.
âItâs you,â Gina said, again. âIâm telling you. Itâs so you. Tell her, Suze.â
âItâs pretty flicking,â I said truthfully. Gina had the touch. She had turned CeeCee from fashion challenged to fashion plate.
âBut you wonât be able to wear it to school,â I couldnât help pointing out. âItâs too short.â Iâd learned the hard way that the Mission Academyâs dress code, while fairly lenient, did not condoneminiskirts under any circumstances. And I highly doubted Sister Ernestine would approve of CeeCeeâs new, navel-revealing faux-fur-trimmed sweater, either.
âWhere am I going to wear it, then?â CeeCee wanted to know.
âChurch,â I answered with a shrug.
CeeCee gave me a very sarcastic look. I said, âOh, all right. Well, you can definitely wear it to the Coffee Clutch. And to parties.â
CeeCeeâs gaze, behind the violet lenses of her glasses, was tolerant. âI donât get invited to parties, Suze,â she reminded me.
âYou can always wear it to my house,â Adam offered helpfully. The startled look CeeCee threw him pretty much assured me that however much sheâd spent on the outfitâand it had to have cost several monthsâ allowance, at leastâit had been worth it: CeeCee had had a secret crush on Adam McTavish for as long as Iâd known her, and probably much longer than that.
âAll right, Simon,â Gina said, lowering herself into one of the hard plastic chairs that littered the food court. âWhat were you up to while I was coordinating Ms. Webbâs spring wardrobe?â
I held up my bag from Music Town. âI bought a CD,â I said lamely.
Gina, appalled, echoed, âA what ?â
âA CD.â I hadnât even wanted to buy one, but sent out into the wilds of the mall with instructions to return with a new purchase, I had panicked, and headed into the first store I saw.
âYou know malls give me sensory overload,â I said, by way of explanation.
Gina shook her head at me, her copper curls swaying. âYou canât really get mad at her,â she said to Adam. âSheâs just so cute.â
Adam shifted his attention from CeeCeeâs sassy new outfit to me. âYeah,â he said. âShe is.â Then his gaze slipped past me, and his eyes widened. âBut here come some people Iâm not sure will agree.â
I turned my head and saw Sleepy and Dopey sauntering toward us. The mall was like Dopeyâs second home, but what Sleepy was doing here, I could not imagine. All of his free time, between school and delivering pizzasâhe was saving up for a
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