like about other Âpeople inside the organization, but outsiders arenât allowed the same privilege. I wasnât about to badmouth Lieutenant Tatum or what he was doing.
âInternal Affairs is handling the investigation,â I said evenly.
âYes, I know, and you can take it from me that Lieutenant Gary Tatum is an arrogant asshole,â Bob Murray responded. âHe came in here for a steak once and sent it back to the kitchen because he said it was too tough to eat. I wouldnât give him the time of day.â
That made me laugh outright. The Doghouse menu says right there in black and white that the tenderness of steaks canât be guaranteed.
âSo he thought you were what, the Canlis?â I asked.
âDo you want to be cute or do you want me to talk to you?â Bob growled.
âTalk to me,â I said. âWhat have you got?â
âI was talking to my produce guy the other day,â he told me. âHe says the same thing that happened to Lulu has been happening to a lot of Âpeople in different restaurants all over town. Two guys come in, order, eat, and then do the old dine-Âand-Âdash bit. One minute theyâre there. The next minute theyâre gone without a trace and their bill is still on the table. Nobody ever sees âem drive off in a vehicle. They just disappear into thin air.â
âA tall guy and a short guy?â I asked.
âFrom what he told me, the tall guy is always thereâÂthe one with the light-Âcolored hair. The problem is, he doesnât always seem to hang out with the same guy.â
âSo the second guy varies?â
âThatâs my understanding,â Bob said.
âHas the produce guy talked to Lieutenant Tatum?â
âNot to my knowledge,â Murray said. âListen, this is my produce guy. Iâm the one he talks to.â
âAnd these other dine-Âand-Âdash incidents,â I said. âHas anyone ever reported it?â
âProbably not. Guys like me donât want to get involved in all that police report crap, and we donât want the names of our restaurants showing up in local police blotters that may be sent along to the media. They figure itâs like shopliftingâÂitâs all part of the cost of doing business.â
âIt is shoplifting,â I corrected. âWhat theyâre lifting is your food.â
âYes, but the amounts are small enough that it doesnât make sense to make a huge issue of it. Lulu, may she rest in peace, was a hothead, and she always raised absolute hell about it. Thatâs how come she chased those guys out into the parking lot, acting like the price of their meal was going to come out of her hide. Iâve never once dinged one of my servers because somebody skipped. Itâs not the waitressâs fault if the customer turns out to be a dick, pardon the expression. Why should they take a hit for it?â
Lots of Âpeople call detectives dicks. I try not to take it personally.
âWould your produce guy talk to me?â I asked.
âIn a heartbeat,â Bob Murray said. âBe here tomorrow morning at ten, and Iâll see to it.â
The next morning at ten oâclock sharp, I entered the Doghouse for the first time since the shooting. The booth where the two killers had sat that fateful afternoon had an OCCUPIED sign on it even though the only thing there was a collection of wilting bouquets, their bedraggled flowers dripping dead petals. Around that small sad memorial, the rest of the Doghouse bustled with business as usual.
Bob Murray met me at the host station and escorted me to a seat at the far end of the counter. âAs soon as Alfonso gets here, Iâll send him your way.â
I was halfway through a plate of ham and eggs when a smallish Mexican man slipped quietly onto the stool beside me.
âYou the detective?â he asked.
I held out my hand. âJ. P.