Rock n Roll Babes from Outer Space by Linda Jaivin Read Free Book Online Page B

one who started talking
love.
Not that he was prepared to admit that. Not even to himself. ‘Yeah,’ he concluded, breathing heavily, ‘relationships are the pits.’
    God, her hand felt good. He had to call on all his willpower to resist the temptation to thrust his pelvis into those warm green hands of hers.
    ‘Relationships sound
awful
,’ Baby commiserated, absent-mindedly tugging and tickling and squeezing Jake’s cock. She wondered what it would be like to fall in love. It could be fun. On the other hand, she had the impression that love was, oh, she didn’t know, suspiciously
pop
or something. She wasn’t totally ruling it out or anything, but she needed to know more about it first. Now sex, on the other hand,
that
was definitely rock n roll.
    Holy Hyades! Now what was happening? This Earthling was
full
of surprises.
    ‘Check this out,’ she called to the others excitedly. Before their eyes and under Baby’s fingers, Jake’s penis was dramatically lengthening, the flesh hardening, the skin stretching taut and smooth. Jake was breathing fast now, his head twisting from side to side, his hands and feet struggling against their bonds.
    ‘This bit…’ Lati grabbed the
Whole Earthling Catalogue
off the shelf and turned the pages frantically until she located the reference. ‘The, uh, inseminator,’ she read, ‘“the inseminator is not of static proportions”.’ She yanked open a drawer marked ‘Measuring Implements’ and began rifling impatiently through its contents. ‘Where the hell…’ Callipers, rulers, scales, oscilloscopes, photometers, thermometers, hydrometers, hygrometers, potentiometers, sphygmomanometers, odometers, drosometers, eudiometers, audiometers, sonometers, tachometers, nephelodometers, and—what joker put that in there?—even a parking meter clattered to the floor at her feet. ‘This’ll have to do,’ she said, holding up something that an Earthling scientist might have recognised as a micrometer screw gauge but to Jake looked frighteningly like a miniature vice. Fresh fear churned the rapids of weird emotion that were surging through him but, instead of counteracting his desire, it only served to harden it.
    Baby reluctantly relinquished her hold on Jake’s penis so that Lati could insert it between the micrometer’s anvil and spindle. Lati took a reading. ‘It’s already 13 illion nufokips. And it’s still growing,’ Lati said, impressed.
    Doll had turned her back on them and continued to leaf through the catalogue till she found the section on females.
    ‘24 illion,’ Lati announced.
    ‘You can make a clitoris grow too, you know,’ Doll said. ‘If anyone’s interested.’
    Baby nodded vaguely. She was interested, sure, but
later.
She wasn’t sure whether it was the novel sight of an expanding Earthling inseminator or the appealingly demented lust in Jake’s eyes or just her own general excitement at having finally abducted an Earthling after dreaming about it for abso-fucken-lutely
ages,
but she was feeling
very
turned on.
    ‘35 illion.’
    Maybe it also had something to do with the little pill Baby had found in Jake’s pocket. Whatever it was, her skin was tingling like a solar sail under a bombardment of photons. Dreamily, she put a hand on her neck and slowly ran it down over her body and back up again. Each movement drew fine ribbons of sensation over her skin, and she played them like the strings of a guitar, strumming herself and listening to the music. A tiny oscule appeared on her neck, and smacked its juicy lips. Baby drew her fingers slowly across the glistening little orifice, which nibbled back hungrily. Jake’s eyes hadn’t been deceiving him when he thought he’d seen a cunt on Baby’s thigh and another on Lati’s stomach. The babes were more blessed than most Nufonians in the genitalia department. It’s just that the damn things appeared in the oddest places and weren’t too
stable.
Baby pushed her finger in, slowly pulled it out and