Santa Clawed by Rita Mae Brown Read Free Book Online

The other thing is, there may be someone waiting for him on the other side. Someone who will do even more damage.”
    Rick hung up the phone, knowing he needed sleep or a drink or both.

T uesday, December 16. A light snow covered the tops of the Blue Ridge Mountains, but only a few swirling flakes traveled to the valley below. Still, those glistening rounded mountains, once the largest peaks in the world, looked perfect when the sun came out.
    Susan drove Harry and herself in her Audi station wagon, a purchase she had never regretted. In the backseat, along with Christmas packages and a large fuzzy rug, sat Mrs. Murphy, Tucker, Pewter, and Owen, Susan’s corgi and full brother to Tucker. When Susan’s kids, now in college, reached the stage where she became a taxi, her corgi breeding fell by the wayside. She hoped to pick it back up, since it fascinated her.
    “If I hear one more Christmas carol, I’m going to scream,” Susan grumbled.
    “Scream what?” Harry loved to tease Susan.
    “How about, ‘Jesus was born in March, why are we celebrating in December?’ That ought to get their knickers in a knot.”

    “You know why as well as I do. We sat through six years of Latin. Too bad we didn’t go to the same college. I kept on and you didn’t.”
    Harry referred to the fact that the Roman winter-solstice festival, Saturnalia, was so popular the Christians couldn’t dislodge it. Since they lacked a winter festival, they fudged on Jesus’s birth, killing two birds with one stone.
    “Ah, yes, Latin. I switched to French so I could order French food cooked by American chefs who pretend to know what they’re doing.” She braked as a Kia pulled out in front of her, the young man behind the wheel yakking away on a cell phone so tiny it was a wonder he could find it much less press in phone numbers.
    “Ever notice that the people who take the most chances in the world are always in cheap cars?”
    “No.” Susan switched back to French cooking. “Actually there are some extraordinary French chefs now. I mean Americans who can cook.”
    “All men. If a man cooks, he’s a chef. If a woman cooks, she’s a cook.”
    “Harry, you’re being ever so slightly argumentative.”
    “Me?” Harry responded with mock surprise.
    “You, lovie.”
    Harry stared out the window at the jam-packed lot to Barracks Road Shopping Center. “Can’t get Christopher out of my mind. Such a waste for him to die.”
    “When you called me, I couldn’t believe it. We’d just been talking about him.” Susan sighed as she began the hunt for a parking space. “Obviously no one has come forward to lay claim to the deed.”
    Harry smirked slightly. “Coop’s keeping something from me. I can always tell.”
    “Harry, she can’t tell you everything.”
    Harry shifted in her seat. “I know, but it drives me crazy.”
    “Not a far putt,” Susan, a good golfer, teased her.
    “She did tell me one thing this morning when I talked to her. Christopher had an obol under his tongue.”
    Susan, after the years of high school Latin and hearing about the myths, knew what that meant. “Aha. My parking karma is working.” She slid into the space, popped the car in park, cut the motor. They sat still for a minute. “An obol for the ferryman. Some kind of symbolism, apparently.”
    “It’s just so odd, but at least we have an educated killer.”
    “It is odd.”
    Harry shook her head. “He’s fired up my curiosity.”
    “God help us,”
Pewter piped up.
    “She gets these notions and we have to bail her out,”
Mrs. Murphy agreed.
    “Then she gets my mother in trouble,”
Owen said.
    “Look at it this way. No one is bored.”
Tucker had long ago resigned herself to Harry’s curiosity.
    “You all stay here.” Harry had visions of returning to the Audi to find the interior shredded.
    “I want to go with you,”
Tucker whined.
    “Brownnoser,”
Pewter said with disdain.
    “Oh, shut up, fatty.”
    The gray cat, giving her best Cheshire