comes from Mama when sheâs sitting in that chair. Just like when sheâs cooking, Mamaâs on a different level when Netta gets in her head.
âNetta, donât be taking all afternoon. I got beans cooking on the stove,â Mama says, while Netta pushes the lever at the bottom of the salon chair to make Mama sit up a little higher. Netta shifts her weight from one side to the other on her cushioned stool behind the chair. Nettaâs a big sistah, with pretty brown skin and platinum blond hair cropped real low to her scalp.
âI thought you said you wasnât doing no cooking for them fools this week. Thatâs what you said last week.â Netta remembers everything like a tape recorder.
âLook, Ms. Nosey, I ainât cooking for none of them fool men in that house, ainât that right, Jayd?â Mama says, looking to me for validation. I just shake my head and say âwhateverâ because Mama knows she ainât telling the whole truth. She doesnât cook for Daddy anymore, but the rest of them fools still look to her for some table droppings every now and then.
âJayd, I tell you what you should do,â Netta says, referring to the latest episode of Misty the Meddler . I already filled them both in on todayâs drama. âYou need to get your Mama to put a root on that girl, show her whoâs boss,â Netta says, careful not to burn Mamaâs ear. âIt seems like every time you have a problem, that girlâs behind it.â
âDonât tell that girl that, Netta. She already got them kids thinking weâre a voodoo house,â Mama says.
âBut, Lynn Mae, you do have a voodoo house, or is this the wrong queen sitting up in my chair? Now, you want some hold spray with sheen or shea butter?â Netta asks Mama, already knowing what sheâs going to do, no matter what Mamaâs answer is.
âHold spray,â Mama says.
âOkay. Shea butter it is. Thatâll give it a little sheen plus protection from the elements,â she says, spritzing Mamaâs hair lightly before pressing it, without waiting for Mamaâs approval. âYour mama can get rid of any enemies, ailments, issues, you name it. Why you donât give her a root bag or something, get that little hussy away from her, Lynn.â
âNetta, keep your voice down. Walls have ears,â Mama says. She donât like airing her laundry all willy-nilly.
âWell, Iâm sorry. But from where weâre from, Jayd, your mamaâs a modern-day Marie Le Veaux.â
âYes, and they persecuted me like her too,â Mama says, looking into the mirror while Netta parts another section of her hair. âI used to love working in the shop with Netta, Jayd. Thought I was gonna do hair for the rest of my life, until I met your granddaddy and moved to Texas and then, eventually, here.â
âYeah, your mama shoâ could do some hair, girl,â Netta says, taking over Mamaâs story. âShe has a special touch, like every time she washes your head your whole body gets clean. Canât nobody do a head like your mama.â Nettaâs got that right. During certain cleansings, Mama washes my head, and it feels like every problem Iâve ever had instantly disappears. I know Netta misses working with Mama. Mama said they used to try out new styles on each other. Not anymore, though.
âIt broke my heart when them people on Bourbon Street boycotted my chair. Granted, it was the sixties, but they picked the wrong cause to protest,â Mama says, looking close to tears. âI never did a thing to them people. See what rumors can do, Jayd? Those people heard I made a doll for the senatorâs wife, and they got scared to let me in their heads.â
âBut what does doing hair have to do with a doll?â I ask, a little confused. Iâve heard this story time and again, but each time I get a little more out of it.
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J.D. Hollyfield, Skeleton Key