the very feet of all these hulking humans, ganged together with them within these metal walls. Honestly.
âThereâs a shipâs cat,â Nigel said in a hollow voice. âThere always is.â
We quaked. He had us in the palm of his hand.
Lamont ducked. We looked around the gentlemenâs smoking room to see if a catâs eyes glowed from under the furniture, behind the damask drapes. You know catsâ eyesâthat sickening yellow. Louise squeaked.
âOh, not now,â Nigel said. âNot â ere . âEâll not give you any grief whilst Iâm about.â Beatrice looked up at Nigel, rapt. â âE wonât tangle with me, the shipâs cat wonât. Weâve tangled before, and I closed one of âis eyes, permanently. âE gives me a wide berth. Still, when youâre on your own, be on your guard. âEâs kill-crazy.â
âCats are,â I remarked. Lamont turned in a perfect circle, looking in every shadow for a kill-crazy, one-eyed cat.
But now, warmed and warned, we continued our journey along the endless corridors.
Miles we went down the creaking ship, from one deck to another, following Nigelâs tall tail. Now we crept past the slick tiles of the Turkish bath. Very dank with clouds of steam. It was a whole world, this ship, and now we were in its very bowels. Surely we were below water level now, though that didnât bear thinking about.
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THERE CAME THE worrisome smell of English cooking. We were this close to the doors of the kitchenâthe galleyâwhen they banged open. A line of enormous humans burst through and bore down on us. We skittered on the steel deck. Huge waiters in white coats carried trays of the dessert course, shoulder-high. Flaming puddings. I gave us up for dead. Weâd been seen, and you dare never be.
The waiters clattered past us on their ringing heels. We were bunched beside the doors, trying not to gibber. Louise whimpered.
âWeâre doomed,â I said. âThey saw us. They certainly saw you, Nigel. You very nearly glow in the dark.â
âHe does,â Beatrice breathed.
â âCourse they saw me.â Nigel stroked a gorgeous whisker. âBut I âave me work to do, and theyâave theirs.â
âButââ
âBesides, at sea a steward outranks a waiter.â
We gaped. âBut youâre a mouse. â I was practically wringing my hands.
Nigel waved me away. âYouâre on British soil now, so to speak,â he said. âRank matters more than appearance.â
We didnât know what to think, and the galley doors were still swinging. âDinner is served,â Nigel said. âStep this way, ladies, Lamont.â
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I MAY HAVE pictured us foraging for crumbs under the shipâs stove for our dinner. How wrong I was.
The vast kitchens were a clashing of pans and far too many humans. We skirted it, moving through pantries to a storage room right at the end of the known world. We drew up by a tall pile of crated fruit. There in the shadows another shadow fell across us.
A mouse stood there: tall, gray, gaunt, very upright. Lamont ducked. This mouse before us carried a small towel, hemstitched, over one arm. At his neck was a neatly tied black bow tie. He and Nigel traded glances.
âHow many?â The mouse looked far down his long nose at us.
âFour more for dinner, Cecil,â Nigel said.
Four more?
âI suppose it might be managed,â the gray mouseâCecilâsaid.
âAt the âead table, Cecil, if you please,â said Nigel.
The head table?
Cecil looked even farther down his nose. His gaze just grazed us.
How shy we felt. Lamont crouched low.
âPerhaps it could be arranged,â Cecil said. And with a twitch of whisker and a nod of head, he led us around the crate.
On the far side we got the surprise of our lives. There sat easily a hundred and fifty mice, at