Sex and the Social Network by Victoria Lexington Read Free Book Online

eyes at every opportunity. In some ways, it must suck to have a husband that is that sexy. He is a ten to her seven. So even though she is attractive and has a cute body, she will never be at his level.
    I have a theory that I call the “two point spread.” Basically, I think most couples will be within two points of each other in the looks department. If he’s an eight, the rule says she’ll be b etween a six and a ten.
    That’s not to say that all couples fit this model, but most do. And those that don’t are likely to stick out to outsiders. People will whisper—or at least wonder—if the less attractive one has a lot of money. I wondered if people ever though that about me and Aaron. Not for nothing, but I am definitely more than two points better looking than he is. That is not me being a bitch; I’m just telling it like it is.
    Arielle and I walked home after we finished. As though he knew I’d just been thinking about him, gorgeous Shawn was just getting out of his car with some groceries. He was your textbook all-American, hot California boy: perpetually tan, gelled-back, blonde hair, sky blue eyes, and perfect white teeth. I sized him up and guessed he was six feet tall and two hundred pounds of perfectly chiseled yumminess.
    He eyed me up and down slowly. “Hey, Julia. How are you?”
    “I’m good, Shawn. How are you?” I pursed my lips together a little to make them look pouty.
    “Good. What are you up to?” As he stood there in his khaki pants, I did my best to resist checking out his package, but my eyes were drawn there, and I smiled to myself when I saw the telltale bulge.
    “Oh, just walking home from the donut shop. I actually ran into Shoshana there. Funny, huh?”
    “That is funny; this town gets small pretty quickly.” Shawn’s eyes homed right in on my tits. I had to admit I got a thrill getting checked out by guys, especially hunky ones like Shawn.
    I held his gaze and lingered for a moment. My eyes knew how to say a lot without a word. But Shawn passed the test. Most guys got uncomfortable if we locked eyes for more than a moment. He didn’t flinch, which only confirmed my suspicions that not only was he hung, but he was a player.
    After I got home, I showered, got dressed in real clothes, and decided enough time had passed for me to check my Facebook email. I was really excited when I saw a message from T yrone.
     
    Hey Julia, how is a beautiful girl doing on this beautiful day? Hit me up when you have a moment to chat. –Ty
     
    JULIA: Hey, Ty. How are you?
    TYRONE: Hey, gorgeous. How’s your day?
    JULIA: It’s good, just went on a walk to get donuts with my daughter.
    TYRONE : Fun, how old is she?
    JULIA: She’s three years old. How about your son?
    TYRONE: He’s two.
    JULIA: Sweet age.
    TYRONE: Yeah, somehow we’ve managed to avoid the terrible twos. He’s my little man. In a little bit I’m taking him to lunch and a movie.
    JULIA: Aw, I’m sure he loves spending time with you.
    TYRONE: He does, as will you.
    JULIA: I will?
    TYRONE: Yes.
    JULIA: What do you like to do that your wife doesn't?
    TYRONE: Fuck.
    JULIA: LOL.
    TYRONE: Seriously, she barely ever wants it and even when she does, it’s so vanilla and boring. She hates to blow me.
    JULIA: What? That’s crazy. I love giving head.
    TYRONE: God, Julia, where have you been all my life?
    JULIA: Over here, bored with no cock in my mouth. LOL.
    TYRONE: LOL.
    JULIA: Seriously, what do you think is missing in your marriage?
    TYRONE: Honestly, my wife is a good woman. We just have different sex drives and I’m frustrated. I have thought about leaving her, but she’s a wonderful mom.
    TYRONE: So what are you missing in your marriage?
    JULIA: Fire, hunger, passion. It’s just flat and lifeless.
    TYRONE: If I had a chance with that incredible body of yours, I’d be banging you morning, noon, and night. Your body needs me to devour it, not only with my hands, but my mouth, lips, and tongue, licking every inch of