you,â my agent rasped back.
âThe way I feel, the only trip Iâll be taking anytime soon is to the graveyard. Some fool showed up today wanting to be taken on as a client. Guess what the idiotâs specialty was. Whistling . Like I could get bookings for a whistler .â
âHow about for Whistlerâs Mother ?â
The rasp turned into a growl. âNo jokes, Dinah Mary Galloway. This whistling idiot had the fluâand breathed all over my lunch as we chatted. I should sue, I tell ya. Sue .â
Mother started up from the table. âDid I hear my name?â
I handed the phone to her. âHi, Suzanne,â I heard Mr. Wellman hoarsely bark. âYou wonât believeâ¦â
I fled. Sorry as I felt for Mr. Wellman, I wanted to pore over Dadâs envelope some more. Was there any clue to the eighty grand on it? And what had Ardle meant by a king who lost his head ?
As I climbed the stairs, a plaintive cry from Madge echoed through the house: âWhat? I have to escort Dinah, Talbot and Pantelli to Torontoâ alone ?â
âItâs not that bad,â Jack told my sister as I sat on my suitcase to force it shut, and he fastened the latches. âI mean, Dinah, Talbot and Pantelli arenât animals.â
Madge looked up from the very tidy, compartmentalized suitcase she was about to close with a slim hand. âJack, their ages range from twelve to thirteen. You know very well thatâs the most gruesome possible stage in a human beingâs life. The age when kids go through,â she shuddered, âtransition issues. Emotional changes.â
Then she noticed herself in the hall mirror: slim, porcelain-skinned, and impossibly, for that hot August day, cool and elegant in a sleeveless indigo top and matching Capri pants. She gave a satisfied smile. âI was a model twelve- and thirteen-year-old. Quiet, well-behaved, causing no trouble whatsoever. All the teachers commented on it.â
Jack shot her a fond, exasperated glance. Then, hoisting my case, he frowned. âThis feels suspiciously heavy, Dinah.â
I shrugged. âOne day theyâll make lighter PlayStations, Iâm sure.â
âYou packed a Pl â? Remove it pronto, young woman.â
I frowned back at him. Like, câmon. A PlayStation was a must-have accessory when traveling. âIâm being restrained,â I defended myself. âI told Pantelli heâd have to bring the TV.â
âNot after I phone Mrs. Audia, he wonât,â Jack said firmly.
Jack was getting awfully bossy, I reflected, and he wasnât even a member of the family yet. Not officially. In fact, I sometimes wondered how their wedding could ever occur, what with Mother and Mrs. Rinaldi complicating it more each day with their âplans.â
Anyhow, Jack and Madge planned to live, if or when the wedding did happen, in our long-neglected basement. Madge had sketched designs, and she and Jack were renovating the basement bit by bit every day. Their downstairs suite was going to be pretty nice, with French doors opening out onto our lilac-fragrant, blackberry-wild garden. And I was delighted they wouldnât be moving awayâyay!
Except at moments like now, when Jack was being unreasonable. âWeâre talking two PlayStation-less weeks,â I muttered, dragging the machine out. Okay, so the case was now lighter, but no way Iâd admit that. âIâll have withdrawal symptoms,â I warned.
Nobody heard me. Jack and Madge, holding hands, had one of those sweetheart-only, glued gazes going that normal people find extremely annoying. Jack was saying, âI, by contrast, was not a model twelve- or thirteen-year-old. Adults despaired of me until a couple of teachers inspired me to think about what I could be, as opposed to what I was. Yup, I used to be pretty beastly, all right. Then look what happened: The beast ended up with the beauty.â
Amazingly