yell at Bowl Cut.
âAAAGGGHHH!â
Okay, not overly articulate, but Bowl Cut did whip round. âAAAGGGHHH!â I re-hollered. I splashed through the wading pool, causing waves that capsized a cute toddlerâs plastic ship. He burst into loud, uncute wails. His mom was on her cell, 9-1-1-ing it. âTerrible accidentâ¦Garden Park,â she jabbered.
I sprinted the last few yards over to Ardle. He was sheet-pale. His breath came out in ragged gasps. Kneeling beside him, I grasped his nicotine-stained fingers. âHold on for the ambulance,â I begged. Had someone been there to tell Dad that after his car accident? My eyes swam with tears, which plopped onto my glassesâ frames.
I glared blurrily at Bowl Cut. âYou did this,â I accused. âIs eighty grand that important? IS IT?â
Bowl Cutâs round face soared up and out of sight like a wayward ping-pong ball. He ran up to Broadway.
An ambulance, a fire truck and two police cars screamed up to us in a splash of red lights.
âHey, Di.â Talbot knelt beside me and put his arm around my shoulders. âHey,â he said.
He held out a folded white handkerchief. I blew my nose into it with my usual deafening honks. I was suddenly glad for Talbotâs well-brought-up conscientiousness, which included carrying clean hankies around and somehow not minding what a doofus I was.
Ardle, who hadnât been at all well brought up, winked at me weakly from the stretcher he was being shifted onto. I bet he had his good points tooâmore challenging to find, thatâs all. If I ever had the chance to find them now.
âIâll be okay,â he croaked. âYer a good kid. Mike Gallowayâs kid. Crumbly Hall, huh?â And then, incredibly, he managed a laugh-cough.
As the ambulance attendants hoisted him, Ardleâs lean features stiffened. âCareful,â he wheezed, clenching my hand. âBe careful of â¦â And with his other hand he gestured in the direction Bowl Cut had fled. âMighty dangerous.â
He shut his eyes. The attendants lifted the stretcher.
âBut who is Bowl Cut?â I demanded. In a minute Ardle would be in the ambulance. Already a policewomanâs hands were on my shoulders, prying me away. âAnd whoâs this king?â
âA king, yeah. A king who lost his head,â Ardle muttered on a cigarette-smoky breath.
âHuh?â
Ardle wagged his head feverishly. âNaw. Shouldnât have said that much to ya. Too dangerousâ¦â
The attendants heaved Ardle away.
âPoor fellow,â the policewoman tsked. âImagine babbling out such nonsense! Dazed by the accident, I shouldnât wonder.â
The doors closed behind Ardle, and the ambulance shrieked off.
Chapter Seven
A Peanut-Butter Voice Creates
a Sticky Situation
I rang up Vancouver General Hospital with advice about Ardle. âPut him near an open window. He needs lots of fresh air. Heâs a smoker,â I finished ominously.
âBut Iâm just the receptionist,â the young man on the other end bleated.
âFine. Put me through to surgery.â
Mother grabbed the phone and hung it up. âDinah, I promise you weâll check in a while. Itâs much too soon toââ
Brrring !
I lunged for the phone again. Mother, Madge and Jack, at the kitchen table knocking back cups of tea, exchanged despairing glances through the Earl Grey-scented steam. Or maybe it was Darjeeling or Ceylon steam. The three of them had become tea fanatics and grew quite tiresome with their discussions of hint of vanilla here, touch of red pepper there and so on.
â Hello !?â I shouted into the phone. Itâs good to take the upper hand immediately in calls, I find.
A feeble croak limped out of the receiver. âPlease, Dinah. Iâm already illâno need to deafen me.â
âMr. Wellman!â
âI canât go to Toronto with
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