can. But itâs not going to be easy. Iâll have to examine the mark under the magnifier to determine exactly what weâre dealing with here, then do some tests to assess the pigment adherence index and the media distillates. Iâll also need to analyze the canvas support integer, as well as the existing paint refraction, with a spectrum magnetometer. The last thing we want to do is to disturb the Masterâs original pigments and media.â
Frank looked mystified, which wasnât surprising considering I had just spouted a whole bunch of hooey. If my original assessment was correct, then all that was necessary to remove the red mark was a careful application of low heat and wax-absorbent paper, a technique familiar to many a parent whose child had scribbled on the good linen tablecloth.
âIâll have to work on it in my studio, though,â I said. âWill it be safe there?â
âLet me install some heavy-duty locks on the windows first. Theyâre too easy to break into at the moment,â he said as I avoided his eyes. âIâm also hiring a security guard, starting tomorrow. The painting should be safe enough so long as no one knows itâs in your studio. Iâll bring it upstairs in the morning. Will you be around?â
âIâll be here,â I said.
Our eyes met and my pulse quickened at the fond expression on Frankâs face.
âThank you, Annie. I canât tell you what a relief this is. I discovered the damage three days ago and have been trying to get ahold of you ever since,â he said, carefully wrapping the Picasso in the packing material and securing the crate.
âSorry about that. I thought you wanted the rent money.â
âIn the future, if you fall short with the rent, come talk to me. I donât know why you make me out to be such an ogre.â Throwing open the rear doors of the armored car, Frank climbed out and offered me a hand. I stumbled into him during my descent but otherwise managed to remain upright.
âI wouldnât say youâre an ogre, exactly,â I continued as we crossed the parking lot. âBut you have to admit that you have occasional flashes of unexplained grouchiness.â
âMy alleged grouchiness is most often attributable to certain unreasonable tenants,â he said as he held up my key ring and shook it so it jingled.
âHow did you . . . ?â
Frank raised an eyebrow. âYou think youâre the only one with skills?â
âWhy, Frank,â I purred, snatching the key ring and unlocking my truck. âI had no idea you were so talented.â
âMy dear Annie,â he replied, closing the door as I started the engine. âYou still have no idea.â
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âThe single most important thing about stealing art is knowing where to find the art,â Frank lectured the next morning as I followed him up the stairs to my studio, stifling a yawn. âErgo, it follows that if a thief canât find it, a thief canât steal it. Simple as that.â
I knew from experience that foiling art theft was not that simple, ergo or otherwise, but kept my mouth shut. What Frank didnât know about my past couldnât hurt me.
âWhere should we put it?â I asked, unlocking the door and ushering him inside. âShouldnât you invest in a safe or something?â
âAll a safe does is announce, âThe good stuffâs in here!ââ he replied jovially. âNo, the safest place for this baby is right over there with the rest of the junk.â
The man was positively glowing, I thought as I disarmed the security system with the code he had given me downstairs. Where was the grumpy-pants landlord I knew and loved to provoke?
âYou feeling okay, Frank?â
âJust super,â he replied, rummaging around under one of the worktables. âThanks for asking.â
My spacious art studio took up one corner of the