found that encouraging.
âI was an English major at San Francisco State,â he said. âRead very many great novels. You ever read The Old Man and the Sea ?â
âYes. I like Hemingway.â
âMe, too. That was his greatest novel. Probably one of the best ever. It said so much, and yet was very short.â
âClancy should have studied him.â
He laughed.
âYou ever read Finneganâs Wake ? Or Ulysses?â
He smiled. âThatâs one of the reasons I quit school. The greatest novelist of the twentieth century? Somebody said so. Some
poll of professors. I couldnât get through it. I tried. I really tried. Iâm not stupid. But it was unfathomable. The experience made me question my commitment to literature. That, and other things.â
âSo how did you get into guarding bodies?â
âI was working my way through college as a martial arts instructor and club bouncer. Carrying a lot of units and working a lot of hours. Very tough schedule, but so was I, I thought. Many times people would ask me about bodyguarding and I suggested one of the better students. One day I thought, why not? And took the next offer that came in. It just so happened that the client was not paranoid but really was in danger from some bad people, and the first night I was on the payroll they tried to take him out. I got lucky and stopped them. Legally. The police, the client, the district attorney, everybody was very happy that it worked out the way it did.â
âAnd word spread.â
âVery quickly. The incident got a lot of publicity because of how it happened. Suddenly I had so many offers I could pick and choose, and I could charge outrageous fees. It brought me much more money than club bouncing or instructing, so I quit school. Now I do this full time.â
âJust like Bill Gates,â I said.
He nodded, a little proudly. âA little different, but the same idea. He quit Harvard.â
âAnd one major difference,â I said.
âWhat?â
âIâll bet youâre not as tough as Bill Gates.â
He flashed a grin. âWeâre landing,â he said, noting the changing pitch of the Gulfstreamâs engines. âYouâll soon be home, Mr. Caine. Back with your boat and your landlubbers and everything.â
I looked out the window and saw the Waikiki beach party pass below, the venerable pink Royal Hawaiian and its white sand beach shimmering in the sunshine, the surf line dotted with bathers and surfers. âMy landlubbers?â His use of the term finally cut through the fog, making me smile.
âNautical term, isnât it? Raise the landlubber? Sheet the jib? Walk the plank, and all that?â
âIâll make you walk the plank if you raise any landlubbers around me, pal,â I said. âYouâre going to live with me?â
âDonât look so alarmed. Chawlie hired me to make sure nothing happens to you while you heal. It should be easy duty here in Hawaii. Iâm told you only have friends here.â
âSure,â I said. âNobody here but friends. Youâll be safe.â
âIâll just hang around and watch what happens. Donât worry about me. I can be very unobtrusive. I donât eat much. And I am being paid very well, so I plan to steal very little.â
âGood to know,â I said, settling back in my seat to wait for the touchdown, thankful once again to be back in the Islands. Thankful that Chawlie had felt grateful enough to help me while I recuperated from my wounds. Thankful, once more, all things considered, to be alive.
âBy the way, Mr. Caine,â said my watchdog, buckling into his leather seat across from mine. âChawlie wants to see you as soon as we land.â
6
âY ou look good, John Caine, for a man with a bullet in his back and a price on his head.â
Chawlie rose to greet me, shuffling across his private reception