Jewish professionals, Beverley invited Naomi over to discuss what should be done.
Things had got off to a shaky start the moment Naomi arrived. Even though she was earning a fortune in her spare time presenting corporate videos, she was still working as a local TV news reporter in Luton. Nevertheless, she swanned into the house looking down her nose like a dowager whoâd taken a wrong turning and ended up in Moss Side. Clearly fearing contagion, she air-kissed Beverley on both cheeks, actually, to Beverleyâs astonishment, saying âMwahâ as she did it.
âOh, come on, Naomi,â Beverley said, laughing and giving her sister a proper hug, âthis is me. Your big sister, not one of your telly-kissy chums.â She then led Naomi into the living room, which had just been redecorated.
âOh, so you went for pale lemon anaglypta,â Naomi said as she took in the new colour scheme. âAnd ruched nets with just a blush of pink. Do I detect an ironic nod towards fondant fancy?â She lowered her voice. âWho did you get to do it, Mr Kipling?â
âSorry?â Beverley said, missing her sisterâs last remark.
âOh, no, nothing. It doesnât matter.â
âActually,â Beverley went on, âwe didnât give it much thought. To be quite honest, interior design isnât my and Melâs strong point.â
âReally? Youâd never have guessed.â
***
A few minutes later, over coffee and a couple of slices of Beverleyâs home-made marble cake, Beverley mooted the idea of Queenie moving in.
It was a full five seconds before Naomi spoke.
âMove in? With you?â she repeated flatly, clearly astonished at the suggestion.
âYes. Why not? Iâve sort of mentioned it vaguely and she seems to be up for it.â
âI donât doubt it. Three meals a day. You running round after her. Who wouldnât? Youâre mad, Bev. For Christâs sake, the woman fucked up both our lives. Now you want her living with you? Sharing your house? Why canât we just put her in a home? Then we wouldnât have to do much more than visit her on her birthday with a couple of giant bars of Fruit and Nut.â
âCome on, Nay, sheâs a bright, intelligent woman. Sheâd die if she had to spend all day sitting in front of the telly with a load of old people.â
âAnd your point is?â
âStop it, Nay,â Beverley came back at her. âEven you donât wish her dead.â
âNo, I suppose not,â Naomi said reluctantly. âWell, itâs no skin off my nose, I suppose, if you have her come and live with you. Just donât involve me, thatâs all.â
âOh, God, no,â Beverley said. âThis would be entirely our responsibility. Although it did occur to me that you might have her from time to time - for the odd weekend or few days here and there - just to give us a break.â
Naomi nearly choked on her marble cake.
âLetâs get one thing straight,â she snapped. âIf you think I am having that neglectful, self-centred old bat living in my flat then youâve got another think coming. Plus, it may have escaped your notice, darling, but we are not all little home bodies. Unlike you I have a career. I am up at six and donât get home till ten at night. There is no way I can look after her. Whatâs more, Iâve just bought a new white sofa from Conran and Iâm not having her sitting and weeing all over it.â
While Naomi brushed cake crumbs off her expensive navy trousers on to the carpet, Beverley made the point that Queenie was still perfectly continent and reiterated that it would only be a couple of times a year, but Naomi wouldnât budge.
âGreat,â Beverley said. âSo I get landed.â
âNo, Beverley, you havenât simply got landed,â Naomi said, about to shoot from the lip. âYouâve chosen to
Debby Herbenick, Vanessa Schick