Doctor. You did say âSeriouslyâ?â
âFather writes a pious foreword. That gives the Palace a bit of a say, and Sir Sam can blue-pencil the iffy bits.â
âItâs all going to be iffy in Sir Samâs eyes.â
âTime he went.â
Albert had spoken casually, as if adding a footnote to the conversation. Louise looked at him. He shrugged. The gesture, allied to the slumped, clubland pose, had a masculine ruthlessness about it which Louise found hard to associate with the Albert she had known all her life until they had moved into their separating marriages. Sir Savile seemed a large and unchanging object in her mental landscape, single-mindedly loyal, according to his lights. Now, in Albertâs eyes, it was time that bit of landscape was cleared. Soppy was right. Albert had changed in aspects less obvious than the cut of his beard.
âIs there anything youâd like me to do about Soppy?â she said. âI could try and get her to talk if you want. I donât think it would be much use just telling her to cut down on the calories.â
âNo, of course not. I wanted to know what you thought, and talk about her a bit. Thereâs no one else, so Iâm afraid youâve got to bear with it.â
âAll I can suggest is you might try getting back up on the hill-tops a bit. Perhaps she isnât ready for ordinary country walks all the time. I know itâs difficultâno use if youâre faking it. Couldnât you set up some kind of escapade, something that really felt like a break-out ⦠I donât know, smuggle her out to Argentina in a false nose and then arrange to turn up yourself, unbeknownst to her. She canters across at the end of the second chukka and there you are holding her remount.â
Albert laughed, then sighed.
âYou remember how we used to fantasise about what they could do to us?â said Louise. âPutting us in the Tower, and us appealing to the European Court of Human Rights? I mean, how would they physically stop you ⦠?â
âYouâre not helping, Lulu.â
âSorry. I know.â
âMy fault. I oughtnât to have bothered you.â
âI really want to help. I like Soppy a lot, for one thing. So does Piers. Can I talk to him?â
âIf you want to. I suppose heâs got an angle on what some of itâs like which we canât have. What Iâd like is next time she starts hinting about Aunt Kitty Iâll see if I canât persuade her to talk to a psychiatrist, just to set her mind at rest. Then if she gets on with him â¦â
âHer,â said Louise.
âOh. Right. Iâll ask around. Time we were getting back?â
They rose.
âThanks,â he said. âYou maynât think it, but thatâs helped a bit.â
âAny time. It matters more than most things.â
âI know. Had I better take a squint at your Romanov friend? You never said what you made of him.â
âHeâs got a lot of charm. Itâs real. It was there for Aunt Bea, too.â
âTalked to any of the others? They strike me as a rum lot.â
âI was thinking about Granny. You know, she wasnât really civilised. I wouldnât have put anything past her.â
âRight.â
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â⦠I thought we might be seeing him again anyway,â said Piers. âItâs not that often we bump into a chap who can get along in both our languages.â
âLetâs have a supper in your flat. You can ask the Stokeses and Isabelle. Tracy and I can talk obstetrics while you four zoom around on the higher plane.â
âIf you like.â
âIâll get Joan to find a hole in the diary. Not too soon, or Alex might smell a rat.â
âItâs you and your lot who are doing the rat-smelling, in my opinion. Alex struck me as a decent enough bloke.â
âI thought so too, what I saw of him. Youâve