by my rescue.
âDo you have a Family Fare super-shopper card?â asked the young checkout girl as she scanned the magazines Cherry had tried to pilfer. Looking down, I realized that although two of the magazines were teen-gossip rags, one was a craft magazine.
âNo, Iâm new here,â I said, puzzling over the craft magazine.
My words got the cashierâs attention. Her head came up and her eyes widened. âYou mean youâre newâas in you are going to live here?â
I nodded.
âYou mean youâre not passing through, you actually live here?â
âWell, yes. I just moved into my grandmotherâs old house on Crooked Road. I plan on staying a while.â
âReally?â Yelling across two vacant checkout lines, she said, âHey, Marva, weâve got a new lady moving into town who needs a super-shopper card.â
Now everyone in line gathered around. The large woman at the front desk stood up. She seemed to be in charge. Her teased brown hair surrounded her head like a halo and her pink rimmed glasses perched on the end of her nose. I couldnât help thinking that she looked like John Travolta in drag.
She picked up her clipboard and walked over. âNew to town?â
âI hate to hold up the line. Do you want me to fill it out later?â I asked, handing the magazines to Cherry, whose head hung so low her hair covered her face. It would be nice to chat with the women, but maybe I could come back later. My young accomplice and I needed to have a little talk.
âOh no, donât worry about holding us up. Nobody minds waiting. Do you?â The lady smiled excitedly as she peered around and nodded at the people behind me. A young mother, pushing a plastic race-car shopping cart with a redheaded little boy in the driverâs seat, waved. And another middle-aged lady, wearing an oversized manâs hunting jacket, shook her head.
Taking a wad of brochures from the bottom of her clipboard, the manager continued: âMy name is Marva OâShea. I am the manager and these are for you. You should know there are some really special deals that will help you meet the ladies in town. Itâs hard being new. And this summer, the usual town gatherings leave a lot to be desired.â She leaned forward and whispered in my ear. âThe sheriff and his wife are out of town, and the mayorâs wife is trying to take over. The priest has retired and the young one in Vernon only comes every other week. Things are just a little off, if you know what I mean. So Iâm keeping things together all on my own. These little home-selling parties are a great way to get to know people around town. It would be perfect for a newcomer like you.â
The lady in the oversized coat leaned in and said, âMarva is kind of the unofficial CEO of home-based businesses in Truhart.â
âMore like the pimp,â the cashier mumbled. Someone in the other aisle laughed, and Marva sent them a withering look.
Pointing to the first piece of paper, Marva pushed her glasses farther up her nose and continued. âThis here is for Cozy Candles. I am a Cozy Candle representative and if you host a party I can sell you anything you want at a ten-percent discount. If I sell up to a hundred dollarsâ worth of merchandise you get a free candle. And believe me, these are the best things you could ever want. They make your house smell wonderful and give such a beautiful glow on a cold winter night. Donât they, girls?â The ladies standing behind me in line were all nodding their heads.
âDonât forget to tell her about Bountiful Beauty Makeup. Carlaâs got a free introductory offer for anyone who lets her give a full makeover,â shouted the lady two carts back in line. âShe has some colors that would really bring out your lips.â Cherry suddenly stiffened and covered her eyes, then she moved around me to stand at the end of the