your feather in the first place?â
âI donât know, but once it had been stolen from Eligor Iâm sure the word got around, and locating odd items for interested buyers seems to be what dancing Mr. Fox does.â
He frowned. âSo the feather means Kephas made a deal with the Grand Duke of Hell.â âKephasâ was the angelic pseudonym Anaita had used setting up the Third Way.
âEligor is
a
grand duke,â I told him. âI think there are a few.â But only one whose heart I personally needed to tear out of his immortal chest and squeeze like a ripe tomato, and that was Eligor the Horseman.
âBut why would a high angel like Kephas do that?â
âBecause no one could open up a new territory like this Third Way place without both a major angel and a major demon signing off. That goes all the way back to the Tartarean Convention.â I saw what looked like our order being lifted onto the pass-through, so I signaled the waiter to bring me another Bintang. (I said I was cutting back and I meant it. Bintang beer doesnât have a lot of alcohol in it. Honest. But you need something cold and wet to wash down the peppers.)
âYeah, I get that, but
why?
â Clarence asked. âThe two of them made this big bargain and opened this new territory, I understand that. And I get that . . . Kephas wanted it for this experiment or whatever.â He had hesitated oddly before using Anaitaâs pseudonym. Did he have suspicions of his own about the identity of Samâs mystery angel? âBut why would Eligor go along with it?â
âActually, thatâs a good question, and I donât know the answer. So the angel would owe him a favor, maybe. Thatâs got to be useful if youâre a major player in Hell. The rivalries those guys have with each other are as bad as anything they feel about us.â
âStill, it seems weird.â His look of dissatisfaction turned into something altogether more perturbed as the waiter thumped a bunch of plates down on the table. âYou ordered rocks.â
âEggs, kid, eggs. And I donât care if you sit there and starve, but if you keep me from enjoying my food Iâm going to skull you with one of them, and itâs going to hurt.â
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As we ate, I thought about what Clarence had said. I was beginning to think he was right: if I was going to find the horn that Eligor had given as a marker on the deal, it might help if I understood the deal better.
âMaybe itâs time I let Sam show me his new place.â I shoveled in a last wiggly fork full of
bakmi Jawa
. âThere might be something about his Third Way that would put the whole thing in a different light. Because right now, Iâm stuck.â The Third Way was what they called the alternative to Heaven and Hell that Anaita had put together. Sam had jumped ship to work for them, so he clearly thought it was a good idea, but I still didnât entirely get the whole premise. I mean, yeah, Heaven and Hell are moribund and old-fashionedâwhy wouldnât they be after eleventy-nine gazillion years?âbut I wasnât sure that creating a competitor for the two of them was a smart thing to do. After all, Heaven has a long memory and Hell has lots of lawyers.
âWhere is Sam, by the way?â Clarence had tried a few things, but mostly he had been pushing his dinner around like a ten year old pretending to eat enough to earn dessert. âI thought heâd be meeting us.â
âI left him a message and asked him to, but maybe something came up.â At the table behind Clarence a couple of very American-looking teenage girls were sitting with their parents and an older Asian lady who was probably their grandmother. The girls looked about as happy to be here as my guest did, rolling their eyes at every new dish that came to the table. âBut one way or another, Iâve
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