adjustments to my undergarments,
then went downstairs. Approximately halfway it occurred to
me that I'd shortened my straps too far. Although this gave
me a cleavage which looked as though I was peering out from
behind a couple of boulders, it meant that if I raised my arms
higher than my waist, my bra would forcibly propel itself
upwards and out through my neckline.
"Go and sit in the dining room, Alys. Help yourself to some
wine, we won't be long." I went through the indicated door
and found myself in what would have been a nice room if
every wall hadn't been groaning under the weight of
photographs, each one featuring a small, fat pony.
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I poured myself some wine from the open bottle on the
table. A reflection caught my eye in the glass frame of one of
the photographs. I'd not quite got my hair right and without
thinking I raised my hands to the back of my head to tweak
down some curling tendrils around my face. My bra was
thereby freed from its supporting position at the top of my rib
cage and relocated halfway up my chest. "Oh shit!" Crouching
to see my reflection more clearly, I shoved my hand up my T-
shirt and tried to yank my underwear into a more serviceable
position.
"Charlton Thistle."
I froze guiltily. "I beg your pardon?"
"Charlton Thistle. The stallion in the picture you're looking
at. He was my first success."
I forced my eyes to refocus, away from my reflection and
onto the picture itself whilst furtively tugging under my shirt.
"He's very handsome."
Bugger me, you can say that again , I thought as I turned
around and saw Theo Wood—Leo Forrester, glass of wine in
hand, only inches away from me. Close enough for me to see
that his eyes weren't the deep brown I'd assumed, but a clear
green, and that he had a tiny scar running from his nose to
the corner of his mouth. It made his face slightly flawed,
more perfect.
"Mmmm. He was a little long in the back for me, but the
judges seemed to like him."
A pause followed. He carried on scrutinising the
photographs while I tried to think of something intelligent to
say, staring at him fixedly all the time. Without the flattening
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effect of the camera lens, his face was thinner, bones more
prominent. The whole thing added up to a look which could
have made a career out of fronting aftershave adverts. The
pair of rimless, angular glasses he wore only added to the lust
factor, emphasising those green eyes.
Come on, Alys, make a move. I'd confronted him so many
times in fantasies over the past couple of weeks that I should
have a line ready. But that had been when I thought he was
dead. Safe. "I'm..." I started, but he'd already begun to
speak.
"He only died last year you know. Thirty-three, bloody
good age for a stallion. Mind you, his dam lived to be twenty-
eight."
Now I'd have to wind my introduction back up again.
"Yes," I agreed without having much of an idea what I was
agreeing to. "By the way..."
"Leo. Leo Forrester." He whipped around suddenly and
grabbed my hand. "Izzie's brother. You're Alys, I understand?
At Blandburgh with Izzie?"
Isabelle entered carrying a huge casserole dish and took in
the scene with wide eyes. Her brother appeared to be holding
my hand, whilst my underclothing was heaving-to at an angle
previously only seen on a post-iceberg Titanic.
"I see you've introduced yourselves," she said indistinctly.
"Leo, could you go and shout for Ivan?"
Leo let go of my hand, leaving it tingling slightly and went
out.
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Isabelle looked sideways at me. "It's nice to see Leo
talking to someone he doesn't know." She distributed stew
onto plates around the table. "He's usually terribly shy."
I turned away and gave one last hoik under my T-shirt. My
cleavage subsided somewhat, but at least everything was
now tucked back where it should be. "He seems very sweet,"
I said,
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