Choi
Sunsengnim
asked.
He stopped in front of her desk.
âDoug Henderson.â His skin was an opaque white like school paste, and pocked with ice pick scars, suggesting heâd had bad acne as a teen. He was also a giant by Korean standards, over six feet, spindly like a houseplant that doesnât get enough sun. A military star winked from the collar of his frayed ï¬annel shirt.
âMust be one of those fuckwad army guys,â Bernie Lee speculated, as if the visitor wasnât standing right in front of us. âThe Eighth Army pays for them to take classes here.â
âI was sent down from Lee
Sunsengnim
âs class,â Doug Henderson said.
âLee
Sunsengnim
, level-three Lee
Sunsengnim
?â Choi
Sunsengnim
stared at him, the same way she had stared at me when she found out I didnât have Korean parents.
âLevel-three Lee
Sunsengnim
?â she repeated.
âSam-gup ae so nae ryunun dae yo,â
he said.
I could hear peopleâs mouths dropping open with wet sounds, including my own. This guy spoke Korean. Really well. Maybe even better than Bernie Lee, who was the best in the class. I almost expected to see a Korean person emerge from behind as a ventriloquist. This was all a joke, right?
â
Oh-moh
, Mis-tah Henda-son,â Choi
Sunsengnim
said in awe. âYou speak like a Korean.â
The guy shrugged and sat down in the only place that was open, the desk next to me. He didnât look at any of us.
At lunchtime, everyone ran off together as usual. I gathered my things, wondering what I could eat for lunch besides ramen. Take a chance on a sandwich with its frizzled red ï¬llings? Pick the rice out of those paper-wrapped wheels? Take a risk on raccoon-ï¬avored chips?
Doug Henderson remained, like a rock. Like he was going to sit there until it was time for class again tomorrow.
âHow about some lunch?â I said, impulsively.
He looked sidewise at me, then unfolded himself from the seat. Wordlessly we walked out the back gate, across the pedestrian walkway, down the ï¬rst alley to a crumbly beige structure with a corrugated metal roof. Iâd passed this place daily on the way to the 7-Eleven, but because I couldnât read Korean, I had no idea the word meant restaurant.
We ducked the low doorway and entered the gloomy stucco shack. When my eyes adjusted to the darkness, the rest of our class materialized at a table in the corner. No one acknowledged us, except for the nun, who nodded in greeting as she chopsticked a clump of kimchi out of a bowl, holding the wide sleeve of her habit so it wouldnât dip into the hot, red kimchi juice.
We took a two-person table on the opposite side. The table was an odd, square shape, only a container of metal chopsticks and spoons, and a roll of toilet paper on top of it. The seats were low and plastic, like childrenâs outdoor furniture. There seemed to be waitresses, middle-aged ladies in tight, unattractive perms, but no one had given us a menu. Doug was ï¬xated on a peeling and stained piece of paper tacked up on the wall. It was all in Korean, the characters running up-and-down instead of side-to-side the way weâd learned them.
âWhat are you going to have?â I asked. In the kitchen, matrons with bulky arms that stevedores might admire were attending to rows of stone pots hissing on the blue-ï¬amed gas range, or scooping rice out of a giant cooker. A sweaty waitress hoisted a tray of four bowls of stew, still boiling, onto her head, and plunged fearlessly among the clustered tables.
âIâm having
lar-myun
,â he said.
Oh, what the hell. This would be an adventure.
âMake it a double,â I said.
âAjuhmaâlar-myun, dugae!â
He yelled at the waitress, the one unloading the tray of stews spitting steam. She glared, bowl in hand, callused thumb half in the soup, but then turned and shrieked in the direction of the