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student at Ludgrove such pointed questions about his great-great-grand-whatever.
    Mr. Hughes-Games harrumphed and snuffled. He’d overstepped, he knew it. But he was stubborn.
    It’s good for you, Wales. The more I call on you, the more you’ll learn.
    Days later, however, at the start of class, Mr. Hughes-Games made a proffer of peace, Magna Carta style. He presented me with one of those wooden rulers, engraved along both sides with the names of every British monarch since Harold in 1066. (Rulers, get it?) The royal line, inch by inch, right up to Granny. He said I could keep it at my desk, refer to it as needed.
    Gosh, I said. Thanks.
13.
    Late at night, after lights-out, some of us would sneak out, go roaming up and down the corridors. A strict violation of the rules, but I was lonely and homesick, probably anxious and depressed, and I couldn’t abide being locked into my dormitory.
    There was one particular teacher who, whenever he caught me, would give me a tremendous clout, always with a copy of the New English Bible . The hardback version. It is indeed, I always thought, a very hard back. Getting hit with it made me feel bad about myself, bad about the teacher, and bad about the Bible. Nevertheless, the next night I’d go right back to flouting the rules.
    If I wasn’t roaming the corridors, I was roaming the school grounds, usually with my best mate, Henners. Like me, Henners was officially a Henry, but I always called him Henners, and he called me Haz.
    Skinny, with no muscles, and hair that stood up in permanent surrender, Henners was all heart. Whenever he smiled, people melted. (He was the only boy who mentioned Mummy to me after she disappeared.) But that winning smile, that tender nature, made you forget that Henners could be quite naughty.
    A huge “pick your own” farm lay beyond the school grounds, on the other side of a low fence, and one day Henners and I hopped over, landing face-first in carrot furrows. Row after row. Nearby were some fat, juicy strawberries. We went along, stuffing our mouths, popping up now and then like meerkats to make sure the coast was clear. Whenever I bite into a strawberry I’m there again, in those furrows, with lovely Henners.
    Days later we went back. This time, after we’d eaten our fill and hopped over the fence, we heard our names.
    We were heading along a cart track in the direction of the tennis courts and slowly we turned. Coming straight for us was one of the teachers.
    You there! Stop!
    Hello, sir.
    What are you two doing?
    Nothing, sir.
    You’ve been to the farm.
    No!
    Open your hands.
    We did. Busted. Crimson palms. He reacted as if it were blood.
    I can’t remember what punishment we received. Another clout with the New English Bible ? Detention? (Often called det.) A trip to Mr. Gerald’s office? Whatever it was, I know I didn’t mind. There was no torture Ludgrove could dish out that surpassed what was going on inside me.
14.
    Mr. Marston, while patrolling the dining room, often carried a little bell. It reminded me of the bell on the front desk of a hotel. Ding, have you a room? He’d ring the bell whenever he wanted to get a group of boys’ attention. The sound was constant. And utterly pointless.
    Abandoned children don’t care about a bell.
    Frequently Mr. Marston would feel the need to make an announcement during meals. He’d begin speaking and no one would listen, or even lower their voice, so he’d ring his bell.
    Ding.
    A hundred boys would keep on talking, laughing.
    He’d ring it harder.
    Ding! Ding! Ding!
    Each time the bell failed to bring silence, Mr. Marston’s face would grow a shade redder. Fellas! Will you LISTEN?
    No, was the simple answer. We would not. It wasn’t disrespect, however; it was simple acoustics. We couldn’t hear him. The hall was too cavernous, and we were too absorbed in our conversations.
    He didn’t accept this. He seemed suspicious, as if our disregard of his bellwas part of some greater coordinated