with you. My problem is you. You and all your high-and-mighty storybook buddies. You think youâre so special, that you can do or have anything you want. You donât care who wakes up at two when you want a snack, or how many elves it took to make those shoes you only wear once then throw away.â
I knocked her hand away. âThatâs not true. I would never throw away shoesââ
âAhhhh!â she interrupted and spun away from me. âThat is exactly my point. How self-absorbed can one ditz be? Itâs all about you . Everything youâve lost. What about everybody you just royally hexed? Not that I care, but fuzz ball here doesnât seem too happy with the new look you gave him.â
My defenses immediately went up. This wasnât my fault. âBut I didnât meanââ
Rexi threw her hands up. âOf course you didnât. Well, the road to hell is paved with the golden bricks of good intentions. And while Iâm here yelling at you, weâre sitting swans for the Gray Witch. So stop thinking about you and help me figure out where we are.â
In my opinion, Rexi was being unnecessarily harsh, but she was right about one thingâif we didnât get moving, Griz would wipe us out.
While I had never been traveling, I considered myself something of an expert on precious metals and gems. âMidas is the only place where gold literally grows on trees,â I said. The land of Midas was named after its mad king, who ran around turning everything into gold with his touch. For obvious reasons, it was scarcely inhabited. I didnât want to risk becoming a 24-karat statue either.
Rexi shook her head and reached into her pockets, then growled as she turned them out. They were empty. Stomping over to a tree, she snapped off a glittery branch and drew a makeshift map that looked an awful lot like a doughnut. But then again, maybe I was just hungry. Running around, she collected broken bits of the vacuum to symbolize different kingdoms.
âThis is where we started.â She put Emerald in the doughnut center, using the Dust Devilâs handle for the towerâthen stomped on it a few times just to drive the point home. âMidas is on the very eastern edge of the Realm of Fairy Tales.â She chucked the shiny engine fob on the outer doughnut rim.
âYeah, I get Fable Channels on the telemirror. So whatâs your point?â
She drew a line from busted Emerald to chromed Midas. âItâs too far. That would mean we moved through a dozen storybook settings in the space of a five-minute cyclone. Plus, Midas has huge golden forests because it rains there, like eleven out of twelve chapters.â
Our landing spot had a few withered gold trees with rotting figs sprinkled across tons of faintly glittered dirt. It hadnât seen any water in ages, like someone had sucked the moisture out of the ground with a straw. The mud pit probably used to be a lake.
Hopefully this wasnât Midas, because if it was, I was a loooong way from home and the damage caused by Grizâs cursed star stretched out much farther than I imagined. But no need to panic. I was the heroine in this story, so everything would get fixed somehow. Iâd been goodâmostly. Iâd done my part and followed all the rules the Storymakers had laid out. The Emerald Sorceress would come to the rescue with my happy ending in tow.
I just needed to tolerate these circumstances until then.
âAll right, Rexi. Youâre supposed to be my guide, so take me to this spring on the other side of the rainbow. Where is it?â I waved my hand toward her makeshift map, waiting for her to mark it out.
She snorted. âLike Iâm supposed to know what that old bat was talking about? But when I see a rainbow, Iâll be sure to toss you over it.â
âSo what exactly are we supposed do until we find it?â
â Mrow Mgrow ,â Kato replied and