leave.â
âBut ⦠breakfast â¦â Felix began.
âYeah, well, yâsee, we donât allow lewd behaviour in this diner, and thatâs how it is. If you can learn to keep your hands to yourself, then we might reconsider, but for today ââ She jerked her head at the door behind us.
âBut I â¦â
âI donât wanna have to call the boys.â
Dejectedly Felix stood up. âI was only rubbing my crotch,â he said, compounding matters still further. âItâs Skyeâs fault. She grabbed me.â
âSir. Maâam.â
We found ourselves hustled over the threshold, but with the tiny advantage that Gethrynâs party had all stopped ordering to watch. A couple of walkie-talkie radios were laid upon the table looking like potential trouble.
âAnd that was your fault.â Felix marched crossly away towards the reception area. âIf you hadnât tweaked my underparts like that, weâd be stuffing our faces with egg and bacon right now. Iâm bloody starving.â
âThen why are we heading this way? Thereâs a vending machine on the corridor near our room, get some crisps or chips or whatever they call them.â I stomped after him.
âChecking on the programme for today. See if thereâve been any changes. Donât suppose your ruthless studies of all things Fallen Skies told you anything about the timetable of events?â Felix chewed the side of a thumbnail and then held his fingers away from him, examining his hands.
âWell, sort of, but it did say that everything is subject to change. I guess theyâre never quite sure exactly who is going to turn up, after all the actors canât commit for definite and one of the writers had to cry off because she had a baby. So I know thereâs all kinds of things going on but I never read a complete timetable. Thereâs all sorts of stuff â¦â My voice fell away at the end of the sentence and I really hoped that Felix was adept enough to understand the dropping tone. Even until Iâd got on the plane Iâd been wavering. Could I do it? Really? Leave my safety nets, my carefully cultivated self-protection to step out into a world that had shown itself capable of turning and savaging me? Iâd not truly believed that Iâd ever get here, which had meant that my presence on the Fallen Skies forum had been nebulous and my convention studies had held a certain edge of âyeah, right. Great stuff, but not for you, Skye. Seriously, not for you.â Yeah, Skye, you look away, you avoid the subject â¦
âNever mind.â There was a curious tone to his voice, one I didnât recognise, but sounded as though it was almost relief. âItâll all be here somewhere.â And sure enough, there in the middle of the reception area stood a peg board. In white pegs against a black dotty background, and with an almost life-threatening disregard for punctuation, it announced:
âTHURSDAY.
AUTOGRAPH SIGNING IN MEETING ROOM, ONEÂ ELEVEN AM.
SALES MEETING ROOM TWO FIGUREâS; PICTUREâSÂ DVDâS.
TONIGHT DINNER â YOUâRE CHANCE TO RELAX WITH FALLEN SKYâS STARSâ
âI think I just fell into hell,â I moaned. âA âMeet the Starsâ dinner? In a place that now thinks you wank under tables and Iâm some kind of flop-bodied drug taker?â
âWell, you are.â
âOnly when itâs necessary.â
âWell, I only â¦â
âNo! Letâs keep some mystery. Look, I need some breakfast; shall we go get some disposable food from the machine?â
He huffed but followed me, and we took several packets of assorted convenience foods to our room. I lay on the bed while Felix ripped open unfamiliar packaging and spread the potato- and corn-related products over the table.
âOkay. You want the greasy orange things or these flat