actually appeared to be naked. Hard to tell with everyone dressed up, but it seemed like there might have been a lot of new people because I didnât seem to recognize anyone muchâ¦apart from the one who had to be as old as my grandma: Granny Lycraâlast seen wearing a leopard-print catsuit and now rocking a white meringue of a wedding dress.
Sask and I, we looked at each other, eyes wide⦠If thereâs one thing a Dartbridge girl loves, even during an apocalypseâmaybe especially during an apocalypseâitâs a kicking, crazy party. (Evenâand also maybe especiallyâwhen that Dartbridge girl has been scared stupid and scraped rock-bottom low and has no clue about what kind of a future there might be.) ( Bring it on! If I thought anything, thatâs what I thought: Bring it on ! )
In the blockbuster film of my blockbuster story, the next thing that happens will be a tzzzzzzzzzp! as the DJ rips the needle off the vinyl and the whole room goes silent.
What really happened was the music got turned down a little, and out of the crowd, the only other person (apart from us) who wasnât dressed up approached: Xar.
Iâd met him before, what seemed like years ago but was only a few months: a six-foot-something, impressively gorgeous, blond, dread-head, tree-hugging crustieâonly not really a crustie. More manicured. More deliberate. More composed. Naked from the jeans up, his chest shone with dance sweat. And I got that impression again, the one Iâd first had, that he was somehow their king, because everyone made way to let His Royal Hotness through.
âLay-deez,â he said, pulling on a white cotton shirt as he strolled through the madness toward us.
The music got turned down a little more, and everyone quieted down with it, looking our way. Thatâs how mesmerizing he was: you tuned in to his voice automatically.
âAnd what can we do for you?â Xar asked.
âHi,â I said, a bit too shoutily. âIâm Ruby?â
âIf your nameâs not on the list, youâre not coming in,â hooted Granny Lycra, pulling not a brideâs veil but a widowâs veil of black over her face. It looked weird and horrible and scaryâbut I ignored her. I ignored them all and spoke only to Xar.
âRuby from Dartbridge? We met? Beforeâ¦â
âDid we,â he said. It wasnât a question.
âAnd this is Saskia,â I shouted.
âAny chance of a drink?â she asked, and before Xar could answer, she was elbowing her way across the room.
Thatâs Sask for you; she just does stuff, doesnât she? And she gets what she wants. She wasnât going to wait to be invited, so she invited herself. Xar didnât look too pleased.
âSheâs just come from the army base,â I said, hoping that would explain Saskâs party-jeopardizing behavior.
âOh, has she,â he saidâagain, no questionâand he laughedâa quick and quiet ha-ha of a laughâand waved his hand in the air in a very royal way, which was apparently the command for the music to be turned back up, because thatâs what happened.
The music got cranked back up, everyone carried on partying, and King Xar wandered off after Saskia.
For a moment I just stood there, like a panda/idiotâthen I spied⦠Oooh! There was a table piled high with food. Not the kind of trash Iâd been eating, but properly made stuff. Stuff that looked deliciously good. I felt my stomach growl louder than the music.
Come to Momma! my head whispered at it.
I barged toward it.
âHi!â shouted this girl who was already at the table. Her costume was hilarious: a walrus in a furry brown onesie, her plate piled high with items that she stuffed into her mouth between the two enormous papier-mâché tusks on either side of her jaws.
âYou look brilliant,â I shouted, giving her huge belly a friendly poke. It was