idled in the road for a moment, looking at it. Thatâs how good my driving is now: I can âidle,â foot just resting on that accelerator, hand still clutched on that gear stick, ready at any second to take off.
âI know these people,â I said, ignoring her freaking. I turned off the engine.
âRu,â breathed Saskia.
I could hardly hear her. I could hear music! Thumping music! Someone was having a party.
A grinâa small but hopeful grinâcrept onto my face.
âWe could just say hi,â I said. âJust see whatâs happening⦠Trust meâ¦these people are cool. Theyâre really, really cool.â
Trust me? How could I even trust myself? I didnât really know those people at all.
A kid dressed as a pink fairy ran past the front of the house, chased by another kid in a dinosaur getup, spiny tail dragging.
âTheyâve got kids hereâ¦â said Saskia as if that was a wondrous thing.
âYeah,â I said. Iâd seen that before tooâhow these cool people had been kind enough to take in stray kids.
The track that was playing quietedâfor a second or two, you could hear the noise of a generatorâand thenâOH! A track we knew came on! I grinned bigger. It hurtâ¦but any place where kids are messing about having fun, thatâs got to be all right, doesnât it? Any place where people like the same music as you⦠Those people have got to be all right, donât they?
âSâpose we could just see,â said Saskia.
We piled out of the car. Couldnât have cared less about the sky. Excited, thatâs what we wereânervous, obviously, but excited . We crunched up the gravel of that drive, the both of us high-pitched whisper-singing the chorus right up until we got to that great big front door. Then we went quiet. Nerves.
We did knock, but I donât suppose anyone would have heard over the racket. The front door was open anyway, so we went in.
We stood in the darkness of a grand entrance hall. There was this huge staircase right in front of us. Around the banisters, Christmas lights were wrapped: twinkling, disappearing into the blackness at the top of the stairs. There were portraitsâold oil paintingâtype portraitsâhanging on the stairwell. I didnât suppose theyâd had glasses and mustaches like that originally. Certainly not the ladies. I also didnât suppose their clothes had been spray-painted in rainbows of neon paint. And I know for a fact that none of them would have had speech bubbles coming out of their mouths sayingâ
âHi!â shouted another kid, this one dressed in one of those crazy, padded muscleman Superman outfits as he chased the fairy and the dinosaur through the hall.
They whacked open the door to the room where the music was coming fromâa blast of sound and smoke and weed and alcohol-y drink fumes escapedâand ran in, the door slamming behind them.
Two seconds later, Superman flung the door open again and shouted âBye!â at us, then disappeared again.
âSask?â I said.
That was pretty much the last thing I remember saying to her that night. A new track started upâsuperb mixing!âwe burst into singing andâhey!
She shrugged and grinned. She walked toward the door, singing. I followed, singing. Did a little shimmy. (It hurt.)
Sask poked the door open:
PARTY CENTRAL!!!!!
If you need that explained to you, your life has been even more unfortunate than mine. But I judge not, so hereâs a summary:
Music Frenzy! Dance frenzy! Fun frenzy!
Champagne frenzy! (CLASSY!)
And most hilarious and brilliant of all: FANTASY COSTUME FRENZY!
Ha! Every single fabulous person in that place was in a costume. Every kind of beautiful and fantastic creature was there, from masked and gowned ladies to aliens from outer space to a very convincing beady-eyed fox in a hunterâs jacket, and a gold-painted guy who