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nothing but boxers. At this point, he climbs under the sheets with the
girl, takes off his boxers and shows the crowd before throwing them behind the
stage.
    At this point, everyone in the audience thinks he is naked under
the sheets, but really he is wearing a thong. At the end of the act, after a
little grinding under the sheets, he pops his head out from under the sheets
and puffs on a cigarette. The act is basic and requires no talent, but it’s one
of the crowd favorites.
    There are acts that require three to eight guys onstage,
dancing in choreographed steps. These acts are the high-octane kind that get
the crowd loud and rowdy.
    Of course you have your doctor, military, cop and
firefighter acts. These are the same from club to club with a little variation
that each dancer has added. This could be from the way he dances to his song
choices.
    Of course, in Texas, you’ve gotta have a cowboy, a big
cowboy. Normally, the cowboy acts are simple. A few country songs and a cowboy
hat comprise the whole act for some cowboys. For the better ones, actual choreographed
dances are used.
    Our acts and costumes are designed to create a fantasy for
women. A comedian best summed up the difference between men’s and women’s
fantasies with this story.
    “I went to a men’s club with my wife last week. We made an
agreement that if she went with me, I would go with her to a ladies’ club. We
got to the men’s club first, and we sat down. I watched beautiful woman after
beautiful woman walk onstage with barely anything on and just strut her stuff.
Every guy in the house was excited and fantasized about them. Then we went to a
ladies’ club, and my wife went crazy every time a dancer walked onto the stage.
These guys were fully dressed! Cop, doctor, fireman, Marine, the list just goes
on and on! I realized in that moment that a man’s fantasy is to be with a
beautiful naked woman and a woman’s fantasy is to be with a man who has a good
job!”

Chapter Six: Sexcapades
     
    We’ve been with a lot of
women compared to most guys because of the nature of our work. Most of our
conquests were one-moment stands, rather than one-night stands. That’s what we
call sex that happens in the heat of the moment with a woman who just catches
your eye and who is hot and ready to fuck right then, right there. They give
you some of the biggest orgasms, probably because of the mystery of not knowing
who the woman is and having just met her. Knowing you have a mutual attraction
to one another and nothing else between you really makes the experience that
much more intense.
    Being surrounded by so much
easy sex does have its downside. Sometimes you meet a girl who is so beautiful
that you want to take your time, really slow down and experience her, get to
know her. Sometimes you start to get jaded when you see women at their wildest
and you start thinking all women are loose.
    The biggest downside is that
you can become a sex addict. When you start having more and more sex, you can
get bored with the average normal sex. You might try role playing or costumes.
When that gets old, the next step could be threesomes. This could last awhile
because, let’s face it, any night with two women is pretty much better than any
other night. But even still your curiosity wants more. Sex in public may be
next, like on a balcony of a hotel or on a train. When that’s not enough
anymore, a nice swingers resort down in Jamaica or on one of those nudist
cruises should do the trick. You could end up on the main stage of the onboard
amphitheater having sex with a lawyer’s wife in front of an auditorium full of
people cheering you on. If this happens, you’re a full-blown sex addict. You
realize you may have a problem, but you really don’t want to fix it. By now you’ve
pretty much done it all.
    Then you meet a girl who is
just as addicted as you. You think it could work since she will let you do any
deviant sex fantasy you have. You’ve tied her up, ball