Tales of a First Time Mom: A collection of all the crap the baby books didn't tell me. Some gross, some funny, all absolutely true. by Paula Grahame Read Free Book Online

wife, happy life.” If you are feeling extra
generous go for the housekeeping and a big sparkly diamond. What’s up husband
of the year!!
     
     

CHAPTER ELEVEN
    You're Welcome
     
    And there you have it ladies.  Just about one
hundred little tidbits that you may find helpful, useful or funny.  I hope that
you laughed a little bit because I did.  I laughed during my experience….Except
for the actual pushing part, because that kind of sucked. And I laughed again
re-living it here for you.  You might think that you already knew everything
there was to know thanks to those extremely famous books.  Like I said, those
books are fantastic.  I just wish they gave me a better sense of reality. 
    Whether you are in the early stages of
pregnancy, or about to pop that little one out – heck even if you have been a
mother for 10 years already - I hope you were able to relate to my tales.  I
know that there are many more to come, and I look forward to sharing them with
you.
    Enjoy your babies – every minute of every day.