seemed to be alternating between amusement and irritation. I asked him if he had a little boy.
âYes,â he said, âand if you was
my
little boy, Iâd paddle your behind so you couldnât sit down for a week.â
I asked him how old was his little boy and what was his name and if his little boy was at home?
âHe
better
be at home!â He looked at me and laughed. âHis name is Jonathan. He ainât but five years old.â His gaze refocused, sharpened. âHow old are you?â
I told him that I was ten, going on eleven.
âYou a pretty bad little fellow,â he said, then.
I tried to look repentant, but I would not have dreamed of denying it.
âNow, look here,â he said, âthis hereâs the uptown sideâcan you read or donât you never go to school?â I assured him that I could read. âNow, to get where you going, you got to change trains.â He told me where. âHere, Iâll write it down for you.â He found some paper in his pockets, but no pencil. We heard the train coming. He looked about him in helpless annoyance, looked at his watch, looked at me. âItâs all right. Iâll tell the conductor.â
But the conductor, standing between the two cars, had rather a mean pink face and my savior looked at him dubiously. âHe
might
be all right. But we better not take no chances.â He pushed me ahead of him into the train. âYou know you right lucky that
I
got a little boy? If I didnât, I swear Iâd just let you go on and
be
lost. You donât know the kind of trouble you going to get me in at home. My wife ainât
never
going to believe
this
story.â
I told him to give me his name and address and that I would write a letter to his wife and to his little boy, too. This caused him to laugh harder than ever. âYou only say that because you know I ainât got no pencil. You are one
hell
of a shrewd little boy.â
I told him that then maybe we should get off the trainand that I would go back home with him. This made him grave.
âWhat does your father do?â This question made me uneasy. I stared at him for a long time before I answered. âHe works in aââI could not pronounce the wordââhe has a job.â
He nodded. âI see. Is he home now?â
I really did not know and I said I did not know.
âAnd what does your mother do?â
âShe stays home. But she goes out to workâsometimes.â
Again he nodded. âYou got any brothers or sisters?â
I told him No.
âI see. Whatâs your name?â
âLeo.â
âLeo what?â
âLeo Proudhammer.â
He saw something in my face.
âWhat do you want to be when you grow up, Leo?â
âI want to beââand I had never said this beforeââI want to be aâa movie actor. I want to be aâactor.â
âYou pretty skinny for that,â he said.
But I certainly had, now, all of his attention.
âThatâs all right,â I told him. âCalebâs going to teach me to swim. Thatâs how you get big.â
âWhoâs Caleb?â
I opened my mouth, I stared at him, I started to speak, I checked myselfâas the train roared into a station. He glanced out of the window, but did not move. âHe swims,â I said.
âOh,â he said, after a very long pause, during which the doors slammed and the train began to move. âIs he a good swimmer?â
I said that Caleb was the best swimmer in the world.
âOkay,â my savior said, âokay,â and put his hand on my head again, and smiled at me. I asked him what his name was. âCharles,â he said, âCharles Williams. But you better call me
Uncle
Charles, you little devil, because you have certainly ruined my Saturday night.â
I told him (for I knew it) that it was still early.
âIt ainât going to be