The Autumn Diaries by Lexi Maxxwell Read Free Book Online

stuff to reach people and “save marriages,” but that’s not the case. I get to have my pussy and eat it too, it seems — I can write crazy, nasty, sometimes funny stuff, and still it helps. And it also gets them of.  
    We’ll see how this XXX Files thing does.  

M A R C H 19

    OKAY, I DON’T KNOW IF my XXX Files thing will be popular, but it’s definitely fun. Who doesn’t want to laugh about a drug that makes guys cum like fire hoses? Well, okay, maybe not my mom. But she’s not really my target market.  
    It’s all made me realize something: I don’t need to write sex. I can write whatever I want and then ADD sex.  
    Or I can just write sex.
    Speaking of sex, I sucked Sam off in the car today. He didn’t want me to do it. He was all, “We’re going to get in a crash, Autumn!” He’s so funny. He then tried to act like he wasn’t into it because he knew that if he was into it, I’d do it whether his brain wanted to do it or not. So all the while he’s protesting, his cock head just keeps getting bigger and redder and seeping more pre-cum, and I’m just slurping it up, and he’s like, “I DON’T WANT YOU TO SUCK MY DICK IN THE CAR WHILE IT’S RAINING AND SLIPPERY AND THERE ARE TWO CARS OF OLD MEN WATCHING US.”  
    I’m like, “Prove it” while squeezing his dick and rubbing that little nub just below the head on the underside. I gave it a lick and pulled up my skirt and shoved my fingers into my pussy. So he gets all serious and I see his lips moving and I realize he’s trying to think about baseball. Like a big cliche. So I’m like, “You’re up to bat, and you swing, and the ball goes into the outfield, and then I turn around and back into you and shove your dick up my ass.”  
    Just like that he shoots this massive surprise load into my mouth. I wasn’t ready for it, so it went up into my sinuses. I laughed and it shot back out of my nose. Holy shit did that hurt.

P A R T I A L S

    I’VE GOTTEN ALL OF THESE little story paragraphs that don’t go anywhere yet but that I don’t want to lose, so I’m going to stick them in here so I don’t lose them.  
    NOTE TO SELF: CHANGE NAMES. It’s easier to write them as they happened, but some of these guys might get pissed.  
    NOTE TO SELF: Why do I care if they get pissed? WTF?

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    The one with the dick so huge even Autumn couldn't swallow the whole thing  

    Autumn goes to a bar with her friends and there’s this hot hot HOT (!!) black guy there and the whole time, her friends are rubbing the guy’s abs, first through his shirt and then under his shirt. They’re all OOH and AAH and Autumn, being Autumn, is like, “Yeah, but is your body as good where it counts most?”  
    Her friends are all aghast and shocked but the guy is like, “I’ve got ten inches.” Autumn is like, “BULL-SHIT.” He says, “Once you go black, you never go back” and Autumn says that’s just a cliche, but secretly she’s getting all wet thinking about some chocolate thunder between her thighs and wondering if what he says is true — though of course it can’t really be ten inches. But it could be big, and it’s sure to be beautiful.
    So the guy says, “I’ll show you. And then he whips it out to the grand merriment of Autumn and her friends. Dude invites them all to touch it. Nobody does, except Autumn, under the table. Then they all do. Dude invites them to his place. It’s late, but Autumn enjoys a challenge. On the drive, the guy says it gets bigger when it’s hard, and that a real man measures limp. So he’s promising like a foot, foot and a half.
    They get to the guy’s place and he pulls all his shit off and stands there and he’s like a black Michelangelo’s David with three legs. Then he gets it hard and Autumn is almost fucking him from clear across the room. So she drops to her knees, totally sopping wet, and takes it in, but she can only get halfway down before gagging.  
    So she’s thinking, Motherfucker, I am AUTUMN