shrugged. âEh. Thereâs not much to it. Itâs a big, long spear. You hold the pointy end toward the enemy. Iâm not saying thereâs not some skill involved, but you seem sharp enough.â
It took Grimluk a few seconds to think about that. âSharp enough? Was that a pun?â
Wick chewed at his lip. âIâm not sure. All I know is, theyâre hiring pikemen. It pays two loaves of breadand a small hatful of cheese curds per week, and they supply the pike.â
âI used to earn a large basket of chickpeas and a plump rat per week, and one pair of sandals a year,â Grimluk said.
Wick guffawed. âHa! You wonât find that kind of riches carrying a pike, thatâs for sure. A plump rat? A pair of sandals? Thatâs Magnifica money.â
âMagnifica?â
The use of that word had the opposite effect on the room from what the words Pale Queen had caused. Instead of stunned silence and fearful glances, Grimluk saw drunken eyes open wide and fill with tears of hope.
âHe can do that,â Gelidberry said quickly.
Wick shook his head sadly. âOh, my lady, your confidence does your husband proud, but to be a Magnifica, a man must be no more than twelve years of age.â
âHeâs twelve,â Gelidberry said.
âAnd he must possess the enlightened puissance .â
That shut Gelidberry up pretty effectively. Because she had no idea what enlightened puissance might be.But by this point Grimluk was feeling a little disrespected, both by Gelidberry and by Wickâs casual dismissal of the idea that he might possess puissance .
Grimluk had no more idea that Gelidberry had what enlightened puissance might be. But he didnât see why he couldnât possess it. Lots of it.
By this point Grimluk had swallowed half the tankard of mead.
âI have that,â Grimluk asserted. âI have a bunch of it.â
âOf what?â Wick asked cagily, narrowing one narrow eye still further.
âEnlabored pittance,â Grimluk said.
âIs that how you pronounce it?â Wick asked.
âIn my country, yes,â Grimluk said quickly.
âThen you must go. Go! Run to the castle and announce yourself, young man, for they await with ever-growing despair for the twelfth of the twelve!â
âOkay.â Then, âWhatâs twelve?â
âDonât be embarrassed,â Wick said kindly. âI only learned the concept yesterday myself. Hereâs what it is: picture eleven. Right? Do you have eleven firmly fixed in your imagination?â
âYes,â Grimluk said doubtfully.
âWell, twelve is one more than eleven.â
âWhat will they think of next?â Gelidberry said.
âHaste! Haste if ye truly possess the enlightened puissance .â Wick leaned across the table, blasting them with the smells of stale mead, gruel, sweat, horse, goat, leather, very dirty wool, and stable sweepings. âHaste! For surely if we find not the twelfth of the twelve, the Pale Queenâ¦I meanâ¦the Dread Foe will have us all, pikes or no pikes!â
This put Grimluk in a rather embarrassing situation. Heâd opened his big mouth and announced that he had something heâd never seen and wouldnât recognize if he tripped over it. And every tear-brimmed eye gazed at him now with hope and anticipation.
Gelidberry shrugged. âGo. Whatâs the worst that can happen? Theyâll say no, and you take the pike job.â
What neither she, nor Grimluk could possibly know, was that Grimluk did indeed possess the enlightened puissance . He had it in spades.
And because he had it, he would never grow old with Gelidberry, or watch the nameless baby grow up.
Nine
M ack was somewhat disturbed by the incident of the snakes. If by âsomewhat disturbed,â you mean âon the edge of complete meltdown panic.â
âThat old dude in green was trying to kill me!â Mack wailed as the