last of the snakes went noisily down the disposal.
âYes. I believe he was,â the golem agreed.
âWhy would he be trying to kill me? I just gotStefan and the bullies off my back, and now some guy who looks like he came straight from a Saint Patrickâs Day parade is trying to viper me to death?â
âI donât understand any of that,â the golem said.
Mack grabbed the golemâs arm and stared hard into the face that was just like his own. âYou need to tell me whatever you know.â
The golem shrugged. âI was made to replace you.â
âAnd I need replacing why, again?â
âBecause you are leaving.â
âAnd where am I going?â
âEverywhere.â
âAaaarrrgghhh!â Mack yelled in frustration. He had missed his bus. He needed to get to school. He needed to figure out what to do with Clay Boy. He needed to avoid getting bitten to death by snakes. And he was wishing heâd had the Breakfast Pocket because the Toaster Strudel hadnât really filled him up.
âOkay, look,â Mack said. âI have to go. You stay away from my folks. Go sit in my room. Do not talk to anyone or answer the door. Will you do exactly what Iâve just told you?â
âWould you do what you were told?â
Mackâs expression darkened. âOh, itâs like that, is it?â
âI am made in your image,â the golem pointed out.
Feeling far less than happy, Mack left and headed for school. He slipped in unnoticed just as the bell rang and kids came pouring out of their homerooms on their way to the next stop on the day-long March of Boredom.
âYo,â Stefan said.
Mack was still not used to the idea that he was now under Stefanâs wing. His first gut reaction was to run. But that would probably have hurt Stefanâs feelings.
âHey, Stefan,â Mack said.
âWhere you going?â
âMath.â
âCool. Letâs roll.â
Mack frowned. âYouâre not in my math class, Stefan.â
âI am now.â
âButâ¦can you do that?â
âYes,â Stefan said with absolute confidence. And Mack could see his point. Whatever class he wasskipping out on, the teacher would be glad to see him go, while the math teacher was not likely to pick a fight with Stefan.
âFair enough,â Mack said. âI have to take a leak first.â
âBoysâ room? Or you want to use the teachersâ lounge?â
âThe regular boysâ room will be fine,â Mack said, although he was beginning to see that there might be some definite advantages to this new relationship with Stefan.
They went to the boysâ room, which was moderately full of kids.
âEmpty,â Stefan said to them, and jerked his chin toward the door.
There was the sound of zippers hastily drawn up and water flushing. In twenty seconds Mack had the boysâ room to himself.
âYou donât have to do that,â Mack said. But the truth was, he kind of enjoyed it. He disliked doing his business in crowds.
Then the light in the boysâ room changed.
âWhatâs happening?â
Stefan shrugged. âLight got weird. Like the other day, kinda.â
âUh-oh,â Mack said.
The new light seemed to have a more specific source this time. In fact, it came from the shiny chrome pipe above the urinal.
There was a face in the pipe. The face of the old, old man with the bad smell. It was hard to tell whether he had brought his bad smell with him since this was, after all, the boysâ room and had its own distinctive aromas.
âYou!â Mack said, accusing.
âCan you see me?â the ancient man asked.
âYes, I can see you. Stefan, can you see him?â
Stefan looked over Mackâs shoulder and nodded. He seemed amazingly calm, as if this kind of thing happened all the time. âYou want me to smash it?â
âNo,â Mack said.
âHave