done, I reached for the notebook in my pocket and touched something round and smoothâJames Madisonâs mobile home.
Thatâs whenâduhâI realized something you probably figured out a mile ago.
Tessa and I had a big problem!
How were we supposed to interview a suspect about a bugged bug when the bugged bug could hear every one of our questions?
âTessa, wait!â I pulled James Madison out of my pocket and showed her.
âUh-oh,â said Tessa.
Meanwhile, Ms. Major, the photographer and the news guys also caught sight of James Madison, and there was a general chorus of
âEwwwww!â
The protesters mustâve known
âEwwwwwâ
referred to the cockroach because they started chanting again:
âTwo, four, six, eight
,
Who ya gonna liberate?
Cockroach! Cockroach! Yeah!â
The slogan gave me an idea. âJames Madison,â I said, âhow would you like to romp in the dirt and sunshine for a few minutes? And meanwhile maybe Charlotte could bug-sit?â
Charlotte blinked. âIâm pretty sure bug-sitting is not part of my job description.â
Tessa flashed one of her world-famous smiles. âPretty please?â
Charlotte sniffed. âOh, all right. As long as I donât have to touch him.â
I twisted the lid off James Madisonâs box and dumped himâgentlyâout. Preceded by his curious antennae, he ambled off toward the basil, zucchini and bush beans.
âNow, Mr. Amaro,â said Tessa. âIf youâll step this way? I have just a few questions.â
CHAPTER NINETEEN
Mr. Amaro, Tessa and I walked to the other side of the Kitchen Garden, where James Madison couldnât hear us. Tessa crossed her arms over her chest, getting ready to ask questions. But before she did, I wanted to say something: âWeâre really sorry about our pets last night at the dinner, Mr. Amaro. They donât mean to be bad. They just have too much energy.â
Mr. Amaro laughed. âAre you kidding? They were awesome! I never got so much publicity for a gig in all my years as a celebrity chef.â
âSo youâre not mad?â Tessa said.
âNot me, chickadee,â said Mr. Amaro.
âIn that case,â said Tessa, âwhere did you go last night when you had to leave the dinner early? Were you upstairs in our room putting James Madison back in his tank?â
My sister does not fool around when she interviews a suspect.
Mr. Amaro looked puzzled. âSay what?â
I tried to help him out. âYou can skip the second part if you want.â
âAwesome,â said Mr. Amaro. âAs for where I went when I left the dinnerâthat was to the restroom. It was, uh . . . kind of an emergency.â
âWhich restroom?â Tessa asked.
Mr. Amaro raised his eyebrows. âYou sure you want the details?â
My little sister doesnât like to talk about burps, let alone restrooms. She shook her head. âThatâs okay. Forget I asked. And I guess you donât have proof?â
âIck!â said Mr. Amaro.
âHow about a new line of questioning?â I suggested.
âGood idea,â said Tessa. âMr. Amaro, where were you yesterday after lunch?â
âWhy, I was in and out of the kitchen all afternoon, helping to make dinner. Thereâs a pile oâ witnesses if you need âem. But whatâs the deal, huh? Are the famous White House sleuths investigating a case? Heyââhe grinnedââand am I a suspect? How cool is that? Who is it you think I murdered?â
âWe mostly investigate stolen things,â I said.
âAnd I only have one more question,â Tessa said. âWhat do you know about teeny tiny transmitters?â
Mr. Amaro shrugged. âNot much anymore. I was a radio guy in the army, but that was a long time ago, and the technology has changed.â He pulled out his phone to check the time. âWill