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adventure,
Mystery,
Texas,
dog,
cowdog,
Hank the Cowdog,
John R. Erickson,
John Erickson,
ranching,
Hank,
Drover,
Pete,
Sally May
like us.
Thereâs something about all those glittering costumes
That makes a poor cowboy go out of his mind.
Beware of the women with big hairy husbands,
Especially the ones with a bone in their nose.
In courting a lass, a lack of good judgment
Can shorten your lifespan, alas and alack!
Chapter Eight: The Mysterious Visitor in the Night
I n many ways Slim is a fine guy, but a great singer he will never be.
By the time heâd finished the song, darkness had fallen across the canyon and we found ourselves looking up at the black velvet sky, sprayed with thousands of glittering stars.
Slim pointed to the sky and said, âWell, Hank, thereâs the Big Dipper.â
Oh really? I studied the sky for a long time and saw nothing but stars.
âAnd thereâs OâBrien the Hunter.â
Okay, some big guy named OâBrien was up there hunting and dipping snuff, and just in case he decided to spit, I moved my business into the tent. It was past my bedtime anyway.
I spent a minute or two digging around on the bedroll, until I had created a spot that was soft enough to hold my freight for the night, and then I collapsed.
It felt wonderful and I fell right off to sleep, and would have stayed asleep through the entire night if Slim hadnât come blundering into the tent and started accusing me of âhoggingâ his bedroll.
Hey, whoâd gotten there first? Whoâd taken the time to dig it up and fluff it up and warm it up? ME. But never mind property law, never mind what was good and right. He bullied his way onto the bedroll and managed to push me off onto the cold hard ground.
I didnât sleep well on the cold hard ground, and before long I began hearing strange noises coming from Slimâs side of the tent. I sat up and listened. Slim had mentioned something about âhogging.â Now I was hearing sounds that almost surely were coming from hogs. Was there a pattern here?
My goodness, did we have HOGS in the tent with us? Yes, by George, someone or something had turned a bunch of hogs loose inside our tent!
Well, you know me. Iâm not the kind of dog whoâll turn over and go to sleep while a herd of wild boars is running loose in the tent, so I did what any Head of Ranch Security would have done: I barked. Boy howdy, did I bark!
Suddenly the oinking stopped. Slim sat up in bed. âHank, shut up. Itâs just me snoring.â
Oh.
âAnd if you canât handle that, go sleep outside.â
No, that was fine, no problem. Iâd just thought . . . hey, Iâd never heard sounds like that coming from a human, I mean, weâre talking about real heavy-duty pig noises.
âNow go to sleep.â
Okay, fine. You never know until you check these things out. Iâd done my job and checked it out and . . . boy, that guy made an incredible amount of noise in his sleep. Beat anything Iâd ever heard before.
I waited until he started snoring again and then I slipped back and reclaimed my spot on the bedroll. That was much better than the cold hard ground, although I had a little trouble drifting off because his nose kept poking me in the ribs.
I donât know how long Iâd been asleep, but sometime in the middle of the night my ears shot up. I lifted my head and waited for my eyes to stop rolling around.
Unless I was badly mistaken, Iâd heard a sound in the distance, and this time it wasnât Slimâs snoring. No, it sounded more like . . . holy smokes, it sounded like the hum of a pickup motor and the rattling of a stock trailer!
A growl began to form in my throat, then I leaped to my feet and began to bark. Suddenly and out of nowhere, a foot appeared out of nowhere and booted me out of the tent!
âDadgum barking dog, get out of here!â
Oh, that must have been Slimâs foot and he had . . . but obviously he hadnât heard what I had heard, and what I had heard just might be a gang of cattle rustlers coming
Rebecca Hamilton, Conner Kressley