The Choiring Of The Trees by Donald Harington Read Free Book Online

trial, jist a kind of preliminary trial to find out if we have to have us a real trial. I don’t know why they’re called grand, tell ye the honest truth. Aint nothin grand about ’em, they jist sit and listen, and some of ’em fall asleep, and some of ’em are kind of drunk to start with, and they aint a jury at all with the power to decide pore Nail’s fate, they’ll jist see if they think he needs to be in-dited. ‘Indited’ means you aint guilty of nothin, you’ve jist been accused of somethin that maybe you didn’t do. So, Latha, gal, I’d jist ’preciate it iffen ye’d tell those fellers exactly what ye tole me: that you couldn’t tell if it was Nail or not.”
    I wasn’t called until late in the afternoon, and, just as Jim Tom had said, by that time many of the so-called grand jurors were already asleep or drunk or just not paying much attention to me. Before my turn came, I got to watch the rest of it. I watched with wonder as my best friend was led into the room, wearing her only good Sunday dress but walking as if it pained her to move, and wincing at every step. I listened with wonder as she told what had happened. And I began to question whether she was capable of giving the performance that it seemed to be. It seemed to me somebody else was speaking through her mouth.
    She pointed at me when she said, “I left Latha yonder and started out towards our place, stayin far as I could git away from the woods where we’d seen Nail dist before. But to git to our place, I had to go through this yere kind of thicket of ellum saplins, and there he was! He dist jumped right out at me, and he says, ‘Now, don’t ye holler, or I’ll crack ye on the haid with this yere rock.’ And I seen he had a sharp-pointed rock about this big in one of his hands. He says, ‘Now I tell ye what I want fer ye to do, and ye better do it, or I’ll break yore haid open with this yere rock.’ And he reached in his pants and pulled out his thing, which was this long, and he stuck it straight out at my face and said, ‘Now, Rindy, you better suck on this, and not stop till I tell ye, or I’ll bash in yore haid.’ And I said, ‘Nail Chism, you couldn’t make me suck on that thing if you gave me a million dollars,’ and he said, says, I think he said, ‘You dist better, iffen you know what’s good fer ye,’ and he grabbed my hair and pulled my head up against his thing and tried to get me to open my mouth, but I wouldn’t so he took that rock and tapped me real hard right on top of my haid, I’ve still got the bump right here, see? and it nearly knocked me out and I said ‘Oh!’ and when I said ‘Oh!’ my mouth opened up like this, and he poked that thing right inside and then he commenced running it in and out of my mouth, and I was so dizzy from gittin cracked on the haid I didn’t think to bite him, and he dist kept on jabbin it into my mouth on and on until all of this hot wet stuff come gushin down my goozle…”
    The so-called grand jurors were all wide awake and paying very close attention, and some of them were fidgeting in their chairs, and one of them, I swear, was letting some spittle dribble down his chin. Mr. Thurl Bean, the prosecutor, asked, “Was that all he done?” as if it hadn’t been enough.
    “Oh, no!” Dorinda said. “That was dist the start. He had dist started. He says to me, says, ‘Now it’s my turn to do you,’ and he made me lie down and lifted up my dress and mashed his mouth right down between my legs and started in to lickin me up and down and all over, right here. He done that for a good long while till he was satisfied, and then he taken his thing and put it where his mouth had been and give a real hard push, but…” (Dorinda seemed trying very hard to cry, and not doing it convincingly) “…but I’d never been done like that afore, and he couldn’t git it in easy. He kept on and kept on, a-pushin and a-shovin that thing, and had my back up against this ellum