The Coming of Mr. Quin
âThe Coming of Mr Quinâ was first published as âThe Passing of Mr Quinnâ in Grand Magazine , March 1923.
It was New Yearâs Eve.
The elder members of the house party at Royston were assembled in the big hall.
Mr Satterthwaite was glad that the young people had gone to bed. He was not fond of young people in herds. He thought them uninteresting and crude. They lacked subtlety and as life went on he had become increasingly fond of subtleties.
Mr Satterthwaite was sixty-two â a little bent, dried-up man with a peering face oddly elflike, and an intense and inordinate interest in other peopleâs lives. All his life, so to speak, he had sat in the front row of the stalls watching various dramas of human nature unfold before him. His role had always been that of the onlooker. Only now, with old age holding him in its clutch, he found himself increasingly critical of the drama submitted to him. He demanded now something a little out of the common.
There was no doubt that he had a flair for these things. He knew instinctively when the elements of drama were at hand. Like a war horse, he sniffed the scent. Since his arrival at Royston this afternoon, that strange inner sense of his had stirred and bid him be ready. Something interesting was happening or going to happen.
The house party was not a large one. There was Tom Evesham, their genial good-humoured host, and his serious political wife who had been before her marriage Lady Laura Keene. There was Sir Richard Conway, soldier, traveller and sportsman, there were six or seven young people whose names Mr Satterthwaite had not grasped and there were the Portals.
It was the Portals who interested Mr Satterthwaite.
He had never met Alex Portal before, but he knew all about him. Had known his father and his grandfather. Alex Portal ran pretty true to type. He was a man of close on forty, fair-haired, and blue-eyed like all the Portals, fond of sport, good at games, devoid of imagination. Nothing unusual about Alex Portal. The usual good sound English stock.
But his wife was different. She was, Mr Satterthwaite knew, an Australian. Portal had been out in Australia two years ago, had met her out there and had married her and brought her home. She had never been to England previous to her marriage. All the same, she wasnât at all like any other Australian woman Mr Satterthwaite had met.
He observed her now, covertly. Interesting woman â very. So still, and yet so â alive. Alive! That was just it! Not exactly beautiful â no, you wouldnât call her beautiful, but there was a kind of calamitous magic about her that you couldnât miss â that no man could miss. The masculine side of Mr Satterthwaite spoke there, but the feminine side (for Mr Satterthwaite had a large share of femininity) was equally interested in another question. Why did Mrs Portal dye her hair?
No other man would probably have known that she dyed her hair, but Mr Satterthwaite knew. He knew all those things. And it puzzled him. Many dark women dye their hair blonde; he had never before come across a fair woman who dyed her hair black.
Everything about her intrigued him. In a queer intuitive way, he felt certain that she was either very happy or very unhappy â but he didnât know which, and it annoyed him not to know. Furthermore there was the curious effect she had upon her husband.
âHe adores her,â said Mr Satterthwaite to himself, âbut sometimes heâs â yes, afraid of her! Thatâs very interesting. Thatâs uncommonly interesting.â
Portal drank too much. That was certain. And he had a curious way of watching his wife when she wasnât looking.
âNerves,â said Mr Satterthwaite. âThe fellowâs all nerves. She knows it too, but she wonât do anything about it.â
He felt very curious about the pair of them. Something was going on that he couldnât