Instead she buys her ten-packs of shiny stickers to distract her from the Nutter Butters.â
âI know, I mean I could rake the leaves at my farm with her kid!â Trish laughed.
âMeanwhile, Cassidy looks great,â remarked Posey.
âYeah,â agreed Emilia, looking disappointed. âWhatâs she doing, South Beach? Atkins? Macrobiotic?â
âI heard sheâs big on the Two Finger Diet,â whispered Mary.
There were a few more sightings: Kincaid and Peach Saunders loudly ordering risotto with âa double helping of white trufflesâ for everyone at their table of eight; Chip Berlin and his wife,
Patty, sitting mute, not speaking for their entire dinner; and Mac McMonigle and Kent Quick and their decked-out wives going through four bottles of wine and laughing way too loudly.
âSo sad,â said Emilia, leaning in. âI hear Chip Berlin has a standing high-priced hooker at the Ritz-Carlton every Thursday afternoon!â
âI heard that, too!â exclaimed Mary, flushed with gossip high.
âHow does she not know?â asked Trish, eyes aflame.
âOstrich syndrome, just denial,â said Posey. âOr maybe she does know and doesnât care. She gets her lifestyle. . . .â
âYeah, I mean, whereâs she gonna go?â said Emilia.
âYou always know everything,â I told Mary, who beamed.
âWell, Iâll admit I am privy to a ton of scoop. But let me tell you girls this: For all the stuff thatâs going down in this town, we donât have a thing on the Greenwich hedge fund scene. That place appears perfect, with the lawns and the four blond kids and the golden retrievers, but we were out there this weekend and let me tell you, some of these gals were doing lines in the changing room at Round Hill!â
âNo!â gasped Posey, hand over mouth.
âYes,â continued Mary, leaning in. âAnd in the bathroom at Polpo, too. The DEA could do a full-on raid, I swear! You know that guy Burke Lockhart from Triton Partners?â
âWait, the guy who has five daughters and wonât let his wife stop until he gets a boy?â asked Trish.
âYes. And while heâs making her into a baby factory, heâs in his Ferrari getting BJs from the wife of Kent Colgate from SaturnRings Capital!â
âYou lie,â I said, stunned.
âIâm telling you, we city rats are tame next to those preppy country mice.â
âHereâs to staying in the city!â said Posey, raising her glass. We all clinked glasses and cheered our sometimes odd but definitely fun urban existence.
âOh, and speaking of BJs, get this,â said, Mary, eyes ablaze. âCorbett walked in yesterday after school and said, âMom, Richie Frank told me where babies come from.â So I asked him where Richie said babies come from, and he said, âThe daddy sticks his penis in the mommyâs mouth.â I said, no, darling, thatâs where jewelry comes from!â
We were all howling. All in all, it was a great (if a bit raunchy) night.
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I got home and flipped on the television. My other husband was David Letterman, but he wouldnât be on air in forever. And the barrage of depressing reality TV was too much to bear. I hit the guide button and scrolled down to findâYES!â Sixteen Candles . Jackpot. It was amazing to me that I was now more than double these kidsâ age and yet in my head they were still the same age as, or even older than, me, as if frozen in time from when I first saw them in fifth grade. And, oooh, Jake Ryan. Someone spatula me off the carpet now. That last scene, with the cars scooting away in every direction leaving only his red chariot, chills. So many teen movies nowadays have just fast-paced zingers, insta-comebacks, and Teflon-skinned bad-asses who never let anything get to them.
What I loved about the John Hughes movies was the