running out. END THE PLS NOW! This stuff just shouldnât be up here. Itâs privit. From Your Worst Enemy
So there it is, we have a classic period question (Answer is No! BTW), we have an encouraging pink chain message (Go, Jeanette!), and another lovely anonymous threat with its telltale mispelling. Contrary to the message, the threat-sender did not ask nicely before. She called us âtrashy,â but whatever. I was getting fed up. Can you tell?
âMaybe whoever is writing these pink chain messages could ease up on the history lessons and help us get rid of this stalker,â I told Piper and Kate.
âOh Jem, that personâs not stalking us. It really could be just prank stuff,â Kate said.
Piper asked what I was so scared of. Maybe she was right and it was just some jokester in library club. She had a point, but I did, too.
âItâs no joke that this person is leaving anti-PLS bookmarks in the library,â I said.
âTrue,â Kate said.
âOkay,â Piper said. âLetâs ask Russo to get us some backup hereâand to see about getting back our old office.â
âLike that will happen,â I said.
âWell, as my mom says about selling houses, âIf you want something, you gotta ask,ââ Piper said.
Piper pushed us back toward our regular business. While we had answered a bunch of easy questions in the last week (bra-size issues, leg-shaving dilemmas), neither Kate nor I had answered our more complicated questions. That is, I hadnât answered the weight question and Kate hadnât answered my pretend boyfriend question.
âIâm ready to go on that one,â Kate said. âIâm going to tell her to come clean to her friends and to break up with the guy.â
I held my breath.
âWhat if she doesnât want to?â Piper asked. âWhat if she likes being in a fantasy world, pretending that sheâs this guyâs real girlfriend?â
âRight,â Kate said. âIt could be hard for her. But you canât live a fake life with a fake boyfriend and mislead your friends.â
I cleared my throat. They both looked at me, waiting for me to say something. But I just smiled meekly and looked back at my notebook, where I pretended to write something down.
âOnward then,â said Piper. âJemma, what have you got on the Fat or Not thing?â
I gave them my recap, saying that I now understood what BMI was. I talked with Bet and I asked both the school nurse and Mr. Ford.
âItâs complicated, but basically BMI is a number that tells whether youâre underweight, at a good weight, or overweight. You put your height and weight in a formula and it gives you your number. You can do it online,â I said.
âThatâs good,â Kate said. âWe can just put the link in there so she can do it herself.â
âBut Iâm worried that if she does that it will just spit out a number that says âYouâre fat,ââ I said.
Kate winced a little, like she had just taken a punch. I needed to remind myself that this was a touchy subject for Kate, too.
âYouâre kind of plotting yourself on an X-Y axis, like in geometry,â I said. âYour weight, over time, are like points on the graph. If you connect the dots, they make a curve. Thatâs why my doctor says Iâm âconsistent on the curveââIâve always been thin and though I gain weight Iâm still in the same percentile,â I said.
âYouâre losing me,â Kate said. âWhat did the nurse say?â
âShe said you can get your BMI number, but you need a doctor or nurse to really make sense of it all,â I said.
âAnd what about the losing-weight-fast part of her question?â Kate asked.
âWell, thereâs no simple answer there either,â I said. âPeople younger than eighteen shouldnât really diet. You know, like,