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sigh.
    He turned to Mrs. Heinie. “Barry A. Bone was the only student who stayed for the whole examyesterday,” he said. “He got the highest score on the test.”
    Mrs. Heinie’s mouth dropped open. She stared at Headmaster Upchuck. “You mean—?”
    â€œThe dog is on the Honor Roll,” Upchuck said. “I can’t send him away. The school average will go down too low.”
    Mrs. Heinie started to stutter. “B-B-Bernie’s d-dog—he gets to stay in school?”
    The Headmaster nodded. “Yes. He’s our top student. He’ll have to stay. I’ll change the rule immediately. Pets are allowed at the Rotten School.”
    I sang out a loud cheer of victory as Barry trotted into the room. “Thank you, sir,” I said, shaking Upchuck’s hand. “You won’t regret this. Barry will be a credit to the school, sir. Barry will make you proud.”
    â€œHELP!” Mrs. Heinie cried. “Get him off me! Get the new student off my LEG!”

A BOUT THE A UTHOR
    R.L. Stine graduated from Rotten School with a solid D+ average, which put him at the top of his class. He says that his favorite activities at school were Scratching Body Parts and Making Armpit Noises.
    In sixth grade, R.L. won the school Athletic Award for his performance in the Wedgie Championships. Unfortunately, after the tournament, his underpants had to be surgically removed.
    R.L. was very popular in school. He could tell this because kids always clapped and cheered wheneverhe left the room. One of his teachers remembers him fondly: “R.L. was a hard worker. He was so proud of himself when he learned to wave bye-bye with both hands.”
    After graduation, R.L. became well known for writing scary book series such as The Nightmare Room, Fear Street, Goosebumps, and Mostly Ghostly, and a short story collection called Beware!
    Today, R.L. lives in a cage in New York City, where he is busy writing stories about his school days. Says he: “I wish everyone could be a Rotten Student.”
    For more information about R.L. Stine, go to www.rottenschool.com and www.rlstine.com
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READ ALL THE ROTTEN SCHOOL BOOKS!
    #1. The Big Blueberry Barf-Off!
    #2. The Great Smelling Bee #3. The Good, the Bad and the Very Slimy
    #4. Lose, Team, Lose!
    #5. Shake, Rattle, and Hurl!
    #6. The Heinie Prize
    #7. Dudes, the School Is Haunted!
    #8. The Teacher from Heck
    #9. Party Poopers
    #1O. The Rottenest Angel
    #11. Punk’d and Skunked
    #12. Battle of the Dum Diddys
    #13. Got Cake?
    #14. Night of the Creepy Things
    #15. Calling All Birdbrains
    #16. Dumb Clucks

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    ROTTEN SCHOOL #2: THE GREAT SMELLING BEE . Copyright © 2005 by Parachute Publishing, L.L.C. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
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